Everyone knows Ruth Bader Ginsburg is the best Supreme Court justice, but which one is King Shit of Poop Mountain? The competition is pretty fierce. We all know Justice Alito is a dick (don’t nobody step to RBG on my watch, dog). Scalia is an immortal, squealing pig-demon who feels naught but agony. Chief Justice Roberts literally thinks racism is over because Obama. This is quite the crew of despicable, cloven-hooved man-beasts, all of whom are in possession of more power than us unclean riff raff could ever possibly comprehend.
Kinja is in read-only mode. We are working to restore service.