Is watching your cat drink a glass of wine the loneliest you can feel?

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The makers of Apollo Peak have created a non-alcoholic wine just for cats, and baby, I need a real glass of wine after contemplating it. The Huffington Post spoke with the founder, who created Pinot Meow and MosCATó:

“It’s made like a tea,” Apollo Peak founder Brandon Zavala told The Huffington Post. “But since we got it to look so much like a wine, we want it to be perceived as a wine by the consumer — that way they can feel as though they are having a glass of wine with their pet.”

I do want to feel that, but I know it would be the beginning of the end of leaving the house. As Zavala says, “It started out as a joke, slapping a label on a regular wine bottle.” Then he realized some people would really like that. They would, and we should not be encouraged.

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The wine is made from catnip and beet juice, which is non-toxic but may give your pets weirdly colored poops. A bottle of 1.6 “meownces” will set you back $4.95, which is still cheaper than a glass of wine at a bar. But at what cost to your sanity? Please, this Friday, share a glass of alcohol with a human.