Brooke Hogan Has Written A Poem In Defense Of Her Father
LatestBrooke Hogan was so affected by her father’s recent firing from the WWE that she took to her writing chamber to pen a response in the form of a poem, the most crystalline vehicle for truth.
The poem entitled If You Knew My Father, which was posted on her official Facebook page, is a study in form— or rather, formlessness, taking pleasure in an arbitrary number of couplets interspersed with similarly arbitrarily-placed singlets.
In it, the country singer addresses Hulk Hogan (a.k.a. Terry Bollea’s) recent firing from the wrestling empire due to racist remarks made years ago when discussing her relations with a “black billionaire.”
The first portion of the poem reads:
If you knew the dad I knew,
you’d know his tender heart.He’d never want to hurt his fans,
or family from the start.
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