It’s happening. Soon after Blac Chyna was arrested in Austin for public intoxication and possession of two ecstasy pills last week, fans began speculating that she was set up. Today, TMZ is reporting that Chyna might feel the same way.
Our Chyna sources say she has no idea how the pills ended up in the case. She does say she did not pack her own bags for the trip to London — with a stopover in Austin. In fact, she says her assistants who normally work for her were not there, and a different person packed for her.
Chyna is “strongly implying” that whoever packed her bags is responsible for dropping those pills in, partly because “she would have no idea how to get ecstasy in pill form, even if she wanted it.”
It’s time to round up the usual suspects:
- Kris Jenner
- Someone hired by Kris Jenner
- Kris Jenner in a disguise
- A drone operated by Kris Jenner
- Rob Kardashian, while put under hypnosis by Kris Jenner
In an interview with Today, Caitlyn Jenner revealed that she attempted to transition in the 80s, and took hormones that gave her 36B breasts that she “loved.” Then, in the middle of it all, she met a woman named Kris.
“We hit it off from day one,” Caitlyn said of her ex. “I was very honest with her — I had to be, I was a 36B! Everything was heading in the right direction. I made this decision to kind of move on in my life — Kris and I together, and this family. OK, I’ve got to get rid of these gender things and get off hormones and this and that.”
Caitlyn soon had her breasts removed. “I never told anyone that,” she told Today.
I feel like this headline was unnecessary, but I’m glad it exists.
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- Tobey Maguire and his nervous eyebrows went out with “the boys” last night. [Just Jared]
- Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift eat at Chili’s “all the time.” [People]
- Leo won’t be able to take a celebratory vape after he wins that Oscar. [TMZ]
- How often does Hillary Duff ignore Haylie’s texts? [Page Six]
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