Beyonce Banned from the Pyramids by Angry ArchaeologistS

Beyonce has been banned from the pyramids for being RUDE. Are you even allowed to do that?

Dr. Zahi Hawass, the man behind the ban, is known as "Egypt's Indiana Jones" and "the Mubarak of Antiquities" so maybe he does have the authority. Who knows. Anyway, Beyonce reportedly showed up very late to her pyramid tour and then refused to apologize. She also tried to have her photographers shoot, which Dr. Hawass was not cool with because he has photographers of his own.

"I said... you almost hit my photographer and you are not polite — out!" he told the Independent. "I am not giving you the privilege of having you on my tour." He adds, "I said Beyonce was stupid and I left." Uh, ok, look who's rude now, sir. You are definitely not allowed to do that. [The Independent]


Beyonce Banned from the Pyramids by Angry Archaeologist

Taylor Swift met Prince William and they made very stilted small talk, punctuated by a few enthusiastic cries of "Yeah!" Is that rude? Can you even say that to a prince? I don't think it would fly on Downton Abbey, which is what I'm going from here.

Ok, but seriously, what would you say to Prince William if you met him? "Hey, I saw your baby on the news! Cute baby!" "I'm so sorry to hear about Kate Middleton's conniving hairdresser." "So! Harry's girlfriend sure does kooky shit to her hair!" I think Taylor did very well considering. (Video at the link.) [ABC]


Beyonce Banned from the Pyramids by Angry Archaeologist

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