Lady, put a cap on that thing and let the rest of us shine sometimes!

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And just because it's the best:

NEW YORK, NY - OCTOBER 21: Actress Bernadette Peters attends the Great Writers Thank Their Lucky Stars annual gala hosted by The Dramatists Guild Fund on October 21, 2013 in New York City. (Photo by Stephen Lovekin/Getty Images for Dramatists Guild Fund)