BEHOLD: Sneak Peek Pics Of The New Season of Orange Is The New Black

Gird your loins, people. Netflix just unleashed a sneak peek at the new season of Orange is the New Black, in the form of these awesome pictures.

According to People, it looks like Laura Prepon will be back (although we’d heard she was not returning for Season 2).

“The beauty of this show is how we straddle the line between comedy and
drama,” Taylor Schilling, who stars as Piper Chapman on the prison-based
series, tells PEOPLE. “It’s a true ensemble. In season two, we’ll see
how Piper’s story continues, but the show also gets wider and deeper to
tell the stories of even more of the women.”

In addition to Schilling, other fan favorites – including new dad Jason Biggs, Laura Prepon, Kate Mulgrew and Taryn Manning – will return, while newcomer Lorraine Toussaint joins the cast as inmate Yvonne “Vee” Parker.

OK, let’s obsessively imagine possible plots/stories behind each and every one of these, shall we?

This one is obviously some sort of flashback to before Piper got arrested. Or maybe they build a time machine in the prison shop and they go to an alternate timeline where they never got arrested. And in this timeline, Piper and Alex aren’t drug running lovers, they’re cocktail waitresses at Sandals Jamaica. In this scene, Piper and Alex share a good laugh over some tourists who just ordered “sexiest on the beach” drinks.

This one is clearly a scene from the prison production of “Mock Job Fair: The Musical!” Wait until you see Nicky bust out her beautiful rendition of “I Also Have A Copy of My Email in PDF On This Thumb Drive For You.” It will bring tears to your eyes. Also, “I Can Email You My References” is a show stopper in the grand old Broadway tradition.

Here we see Pornstache and Red, in a scene from a rather whacky episode called “Stuck On You!” In this episode, Pornstache has accidentally glued his hand to Red’s bottom and UH-OH the governor is visiting the prison today! How are these two going to get out of this jam now?

There are more pictures over at People’s website here. Orange is the New Black returns to Netflix on June 6.