'Bad British NFL Commentary' Is the Best Sports Thing I Know

This is the most perfect melding of our two nations since that time I dumped a Shiner Bock beer into a tea cup and pretended I was “fancy drunk.”

And I guess now apparently congratulations are due to Alabama, who are “through to the Super Bowl…THEY’VE WON A CRYSTAL! THAT KICK HAS WON THEM A CRYSTAL.” Cannot. Stop. Laughing.