Awful Cotton Ball Diet Is Latest Local News Trend Scaring Parents
LatestDon’t eat cotton balls, don’t eat cotton balls, don’t eat cotton balls. That’s the major takeaway from a teen “trend story” about girls who are — wait for it — eating cotton balls as a sort of dieting hack lifted from the pages of The Cenobite Guide to an Especially Painful Bikini Season.
So. According to Seattle’s local NBC affiliate King 5, teenage girls are all like, “Hey girl hey — instead of, like, eating food, just soak a cotton ball in juice and swallow it.” The logic here is that the cotton ball’s penchant for absorbing things helps give the stomach a full feeling so it doesn’t realize that it’s being tricked into not eating real food.