Are the Tiniest Windsors Plotting a Publicity Takeover Even As We Speak???? 

You see these two? These two are numbers three and four in the line of succession and by God, they are not going to let you forget it—royal wedding or no royal wedding.

As media coverage for the nuptials climbs higher and higher, ABC News asks: “Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s royal wedding: What will be Prince George and Princess Charlotte’s roles?” The article explains:

George, 4, is expected to serve as a page boy and Charlotte, 2, is anticipated to be a flower girl at the May 19 wedding at St. George’s Chapel at Windsor Castle.

George and Charlotte will bring experience to their roles at what will be the biggest royal wedding in years.

A fairly obvious assumption, based on their roles at aunt Pippa Middleton’s recent wedding and expected protocols? Sure, you could blindly accept that story. Or you could entertain the entirely persuasive theory that this is in fact a highly savvy LEAK from the court of Team the Next NEXT Generation Royal Family. Forget the “Fab Four”—the Dynamic Duo (Soon to be Tremendous Trio, Depending on Whether We Like the New Addition) is putting other factions within the monarchy on notice.

Look these two in the eye. They may be subject to the scheduling rules of nanny, but do not make the mistake of underestimating the tiniest Windsors, Meghan.