In today's Tweet Beat, Melissa Joan Hart's son is being a weird kid, Sandra Bernhard has found the name of her new book and Anna Kendrick has got us dreaming of a Hollywood alternate history.
— mae margaret whitman (@maebirdwing) April 8, 2014
Miley Cyrus just got a new puppy. I guess she was tired of being the only one with her tongue hanging out.
— Bette Midler (@BetteMidler) April 8, 2014
"i didn't shave on the kibbutz" the name of my next book
— Sandra Bernhard (@SandraBernhard) April 8, 2014
Uh oh, I heard a noise in my bathroom. Better empty a powerful firearm through its door.
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) April 8, 2014
Why is it bad to be a sore loser? Isn't it worse to be a good loser?
— jake johnson (@MrJakeJohnson) April 8, 2014
— Jackée Harry (@JackeeHarry) April 8, 2014
GO OUTSIDE AND PLAY. LEAVE YOUR PHONE INSIDE.
— Adam Levine (@adamlevine) April 8, 2014
— Jake Fogelnest (@jakefogelnest) April 8, 2014
Sometimes I legitimately get bummed that I'm not in any of the Step Up movies.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) April 8, 2014
I'm performing at COACHELLA with @FOREVER21 !!! Partyyyyyyyy 🌟
— AZEALIA BANKS (@AZEALIABANKS) April 8, 2014
If Gwyneth Paltrow doesn't get custody of her daughter, will she call it "consciously un-APPLE-ed"?
— Joan Rivers (@Joan_Rivers) April 8, 2014
I am being chased around the world by my #cat, via his white hairs on my black clothing.
— Mira Sorvino (@MiraSorvino) April 8, 2014
How strange is my child,when instead of playing on gym equipment at a play place,he stands under the hand sanitizer and begs for more?#boys
— Melissa Joan Hart (@MelissaJoanHart) April 8, 2014
way I figure it, I can say what I want to say about myself.. especially since everyone else says whatever the hell they wanna say about me
— Kirstie Alley (@kirstiealley) April 8, 2014
My @Uber tripping tell them to fix my account Asap I gotta go to rehearsals and a meeting
— Soulja Boy [DRE] (@souljaboy) April 8, 2014
Temperature inside JFK Airport/Delta terminal must be 85 degrees. Who the eff runs this bldg?
— ABFoundation (@ABFalecbaldwin) April 8, 2014
i think jack white and jack black should form a band called gray matter.
— Harry Connick, Jr. (@HarryConnickJR) April 8, 2014
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