According to Cecile Richards, president of the Planned Parenthood Federation of America, the bill is dead. That means many things, but most (least?) importantly: GIF PARTY.
Today, Texas Senator Wendy Davis and her colleagues (and a room full of cheering activists) successfully killed the wack-ass bill that would basically ban abortion in the state. I know, it seems impossible that a human born with the vagina defect could stand that long and talk at the same time and still make sense, but Sen. Davis fucking did it. The fact that she had to is infuriating and depressing, but there's no doubt that she's a total and complete hero for women's rights.