long, you are

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and feathered

and curling

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ever so slightly

at the ends.

as whitney

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would say:

it's not

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right.

but it's

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okay.

you exist

for one reason:

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An

chor

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man

two.

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and so!

we will be patient

and wait

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for you

to

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go

away.

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for soon

you shall be cut off!

and the Rudd

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we know

and love

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will return.

(at least

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he ditched

the stache.)

WESTWOOD, CA - JUNE 03: Actor Paul Rudd attends the premiere of Columbia Pictures' 'This Is The End' at the Regency Village Theatre on June 3, 2013 in Westwood, California. (Photo by Jason Kempin/Getty Images)