long, you are

and feathered

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and curling

ever so slightly

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at the ends.

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as whitney

would say:

it's not

right.

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but it's

okay.

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you exist

for one reason:

An

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chor

man

two.

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and so!

we will be patient

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and wait

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for you

to

go

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away.

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for soon

you shall be cut off!

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and the Rudd

we know

and love

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will return.

(at least

he ditched

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the stache.)

WESTWOOD, CA - JUNE 03: Actor Paul Rudd attends the premiere of Columbia Pictures' 'This Is The End' at the Regency Village Theatre on June 3, 2013 in Westwood, California. (Photo by Jason Kempin/Getty Images)