long, you are

and feathered

and curling

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ever so slightly

at the ends.

as whitney

would say:

it's not

Sponsored

right.

but it's

okay.

you exist

for one reason:

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An

chor

man

two.

and so!

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we will be patient

and wait

for you

to

go

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away.

for soon

you shall be cut off!

and the Rudd

we know

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and love

will return.

(at least

he ditched

the stache.)

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WESTWOOD, CA - JUNE 03: Actor Paul Rudd attends the premiere of Columbia Pictures' 'This Is The End' at the Regency Village Theatre on June 3, 2013 in Westwood, California. (Photo by Jason Kempin/Getty Images)