A Fish Jizzed on President Obama's Shoes, Basically

As part of his visit to Alaska, Barack Obama made a trip to the far-north fishing village of Dillingham, where a salmon squirted “milt” onto his shoes. That’s a “sperm-containing fluid.” Yup, that fish essentially splooged all over the President’s shoes.

That’s according to the AP. While getting a demo from a local fisherwoman, Obama informed the reporters tagging along that something had landed on his shoes and noted that, “Generally you don’t want fish spawning on your feet.” He said his guide told him that the fish was just “happy to see me.”

Take it down a notch or two, fish.

Image via AP.