Who Among Us Knows When to Take Advil vs. Tylenol?

There are a lot of things that, much to my embarrassment, I have only learned recently. One thing is that the word “segue” is not “segway.” The other is when to take ibuprofen and when to take acetaminophen. The former is a perfectly acceptable thing to eventually discover; the other is a massive failure of… » 5/24/15 6:15pm 16 minutes ago

Former In-N-Out Employee Planned Attack on Boss With Loaded Guns

A former Los Angeles In-N-Out employee was arrested and charged with attempted murder after he was caught waiting near his ex-boss’ car with loaded guns. A witness saw 23-year-old Eric Bloss pouring sugar in the vehicle’s gas tank in the parking lot of the Glendale restaurant at around 2 a.m., last Monday. Police… » 5/24/15 4:55pm Today 4:55pm

Kelly Rutherford's Kids Are Coming Back to the U.S.

It’s a happy day for Kelly Rutherford, who has won a long battle for her two children to return to the United States. Rutherford’s son Hermes, 8, and daughter Helena, 6, had been living with their father, Daniel Giersch, in Monaco since 2012. On Friday, a California judge granted the Gossip Girl actress temporary sole… » 5/24/15 4:00pm Today 4:00pm

Kim Kardashian Celebrates One-Year Wedding Anniversary By Posting Pics

It’s been a whole year. A whole year since Kim Kardashian and Kanye West joined their lives, forever promising each other their love, truly a love for the ages. And the combined life force that is Kimye has surely shown the world that love does not alter, even in the face of a spouse’s terribly ugly clothing line.… » 5/24/15 2:30pm Today 2:30pm

U.N. Official: ISIS is 'Institutionalizing Sexual Violence'

Zainab Bangura, a U.N. special representative, recently concluded a tour of refugee camps that house refugees largely from Syria and Iraq - countries where the Islamic State hold a large amount of territory. The Washington Post reports that she recounted the stories of sexual violence, rape and abuse to Middle East… » 5/24/15 12:15pm Today 12:15pm

Today's Best Deals: Home Theater Upgrades and Sticking it to Your ISP

The iPad Mini 3 starts at just $300 today at Best Buy, so if you don’t already own a Mini 2, this is a great excuse to buy in or upgrade: » 5/24/15 11:15am Today 11:15am

John Nash, Mathematician Who Inspired A Beautiful Mind, Dead at 86

John Nash, the mathematician who inspired Sylvia Nasar’s book A Beautiful Mind and subsequent film adaptation, has died in a car accident. The 86-year-old Nash and his wife Alicia, 82, were traveling in a taxi on the New Jersey Turnpike. According to reports, the couple was ejected from the vehicle and they were both… » 5/24/15 10:55am Today 10:55am

Judge Rules That Sofia Vergara's Ex Can Sue For Custody of Embryos

A judge granted Nick Loeb - Sofia Vergara’s terrible ex - permission to seek custody of the two embryos that were created during the couple’s relationship. In addition to seeking custody of genetic material, Loeb is now claiming that Vergara breached an oral agreement to let the embryos be brought to term by a… » 5/24/15 10:35am Today 10:35am

How Dare You Break The Heart of Stamos, Olsens Twins

Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen recently confirmed their non-involvement with Full House reboot, Fuller House, and Uncle Jesse is upset at the news. John Stamos first tweeted, “#heartbroken,” but then took a civil approach: “I understand they’re in a different place and I wish them the best. I promise you will not be… » 5/23/15 7:00pm Yesterday 7:00pm

Millennials: Pretty Chill For People Who Aren’t Getting Laid That Much

You may not know whether to love or hate millennials, but you do know you are supposed to be envious of their freewheeling love lives, even while pitying them for never knowing where they stand with anyone amidst all these wild, ambiguous hookups. Turns out those hookups may not be that wild, or at least not that… » 5/23/15 6:15pm Yesterday 6:15pm

Unusually Buff Kangaroo Moves Into Australian Neighborhood

A kangaroo with unusually large muscles has recently taken up residence in a Brisbane suburb, prompting locals to ask, “Who’s this new stud in town?” The kangaroo is like, “Bro, do you even lift?” Resident Linda Hellyar almost ran into the animal when she was out walking her dogs one day. “He’s very intimidating. He’s… » 5/23/15 5:30pm Yesterday 5:30pm

Police Find Woman Pushing Dead Child in Playground Swing

Maryland police were called to a park on Friday morning to find what could have been a terrifying scene from a horror film. A woman was there, pushing her dead 3-year-old son in one of the swings. She may have been at the playground for hours, or possibly since the previous day. Her identity has not been released to… » 5/23/15 3:10pm Yesterday 3:10pm