A hearty congrats is in order for the young man who has taught every prepubescent, premature-ejaculating boy that if you can't force Kate Upton to go to prom with you, you can still get a ringer.

You know who really needs more fetishizing? Virgins! Honestly, the thousands and thousands of years of telling women that they're only value is in how many (or how few) people they've had sex with just hasn't been enough. Let's keep this party going. Bring out the bridal sheets!

Last week, Chopard jewelry was stolen from a hotel room in Cannes, during the film festival, specifically the same night as the premiere of The Bling Ring. Somehow, the festival has forged ahead, though perhaps ever-so-slightly less radiant. Today, the AP reports that there's been another robbery:

Remember earlier this week when we said that shirtless hunks in ads are the new hot chicks in ads? Apparently there's one advertising arena in which that's not the case: the arena of men's underwear.

Gabi Gregg's swimwear collaboration with Swimsuits For All was eagerly anticipated by the fashion blogger's thousands of fans. But order fulfillment and inventory issues have left would-be customers disappointed by cancelled orders. And, though many say Swimsuits For All was quick to charge their credit cards, the…

The show known as the classier and more realistic version of Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew has been cancelled by A&E before the start of its 13th season, executives announced Thursday. This would probably be an inappropriate time to make a joke about addicts of the show trying to figure out where to get their fix now,…

We've all had those urges to take a few bites out of our roommate's food. You're hankering for some Oreos, but it's raining outside and the Bad Girls Club season finale is about to start. You're home alone, staring at your pantry, wishing that you somehow could get one, just one, Oreo cookie to magically appear in…

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