Chipotle Unveils What Exactly is in Their Guacamole

Chipotle has been having quite a year. The chain restaurant known for making burritos the size of a newborn child has already been the center of hype surrounding a presidential campaign, was the scene of an actress’ deception and just last week announced plans to stop using GMOs. Now, these rapscallions are trying to… » 5/03/15 7:15pm Today 7:15pm

Jenna Lyons Hires 5-Year-Old to Design Clothes for J.Crew

Thanks to fashionable tots like North West and the trend of children dressing like grownups, there are kids who dress better than we ever will. And now, a tiny style icon has designed a collection for one of the world’s most well-known brands, at the tender age of 5. Sydney Keiser, who goes by the punk rock-sounding… » 5/03/15 6:30pm Today 6:30pm

No Selfies Will Be Allowed at This Year's Met Gala

Instagram and Twitter-addicted celebs will have to put their iPhones on pause during this Monday’s Met Gala. The Metropolitan Museum of Art sent out a notice to guests stating that neither picture-taking nor social media will be permitted inside the annual event. As we know, Anna Wintour isn’t the hugest fan of the … » 5/03/15 5:15pm Today 5:15pm

I Will Not Be a Pinterest-Perfect Bride. I Will Not 'Trash' My Dress.

A Google search composed of the words “what kind bride you” yields around 52 million results. This comforts me because I’ve been engaged for around 4 months now and I still don’t know “what kind bride am.” Clearly, I am not alone. I have 14 months before my wedding and people say the time flies, so I need to know. » 5/03/15 4:30pm Today 4:30pm

Silly Capitol Police Officers Keep Forgetting Their Guns in Bathrooms

Capitol Police officers seem to have a habit of forgetting their guns whenever they take a leak. Several incidents have occurred in the past few months with Glocks being left out in the open by absent-minded security. In January, a Glock and its magazine were found jammed in a toilet seat cover holder at the Capitol… » 5/03/15 3:45pm Today 3:45pm

Survivors: Boko Haram Stoned Girls on Brink of Rescue to Death

Earlier this week, as the Nigerian military approached their camp in the Sambisa Forest, Boko Haram fighters stoned some of their captives to death, survivors told the Associated Press. Several women were crushed by a Nigerian military armored car, and, later, three were killed by a land mine as they walked to freedom. » 5/03/15 3:00pm Today 3:00pm

The Great Victoria's Secret Bra Heist of Pennsylvania 

Some women really love Victoria’s Secret, and two women in Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania just couldn’t stem their overwhelming desire for the mall brand’s bras. The AP reports that two unidentified women robbed the Wyoming Valley Mall store three separate times, managing to stuff some 150 bras into purses and pockets. » 5/03/15 2:15pm Today 2:15pm

MD Pol Thinks State Should Revoke Protesters' Families' Food Stamps

With protests in Baltimore over the death of Freddie Gray (not to mention decades of police violence) still ongoing, you knew we were going to see some people showing their asses. Earlier this week, Maryland state Delegate Pat McDonough may have won the Most Unconscionably Horrible Quote From a Politician Award when… » 5/03/15 1:30pm Today 1:30pm

What Does It Mean to Be Able to Defend Your Relationship?

Who among us has never had doubts about a relationship? Who among us has not also wrestled with which doubts to take seriously, and which to sideline? What if someone told you that, despite your doubts, a relationship ought to be sturdily defensible—that you ought to be able to defend it in a court of law?
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On Saturday Night Live, Black Widow Gets Her Own Rom-Com 


Saturday Night Live was pretty uninspired last night, some weird attempts to joke about the Baltimore protests and a Ruth Bader Ginsburg sketch that fell flat. The one bright spot was the show’s Black Widow trailer. The superhero finally gets her own movie, but in classic Hollywood fashion, it’s a romantic comedy. » 5/03/15 11:15am Today 11:15am

Spice Girls Reunite to Celebrate David Beckham's 40th Birthday

Yesterday ageless blonde guy, David Beckham and wife Posh Spice celebrated his 40th birthday. Since Beckham’s birthday was, until yesterday, a national holiday in the UK, he decided to celebrate in the most British way possible: by reuniting the Spice Girls in Morocco (or maybe just inviting some of your wife’s… » 5/03/15 10:30am Today 10:30am

Study Says Men's Beards Are Gross and Filled With Poop

Ah, beards. You either love them or hate them. For those of us that are pro-beard, it’s easy to find kindred spirits through all the facial hair-dedicated Tumblrs, Instagrams and OKCupid profiles proclaiming an undying love for faces full of fuzz. Now the beard-haters will have something to throw back at us. A recent… » 5/02/15 5:40pm Yesterday 5:40pm

This Story is Why Restaurants Need to Take Allergy Requests Seriously

It’s time to talk about why allergy requests are so damned important to honor as restaurant employees, and to illustrate just why that point is so crucial, we’re going to use a story from a Behind Closed Ovens submission to drive the point home. Consider this your early Cinco de Mayo* present. » 5/02/15 4:50pm Yesterday 4:50pm

Get 50% Off One Week of Blue Apron: Fresh Ingredient & Recipe Delivery 

With fresh ingredients and easy-to-follow recipes delivered to your home weekly, Blue Apron cuts down on meal-planning drudgery and focuses on the fun and flavor of home cooking. Even better, Blue Apron is offering Jezebel readers the first week - three meals for two people – for just $30, half off the regular price. » 4/30/15 2:51pm Thursday 2:51pm