These Marvins Totally Wrecked Your Wedding

This week we asked who ruined your wedding, and wow, your stories were not so easy to read. A lot of them were great and hilarious, but far too many of them were not remotely hilarious. Those ones made me sad. But! I sort of think that the sharing of them is cathartic, and so that makes me happy. » 2/26/15 5:50pm Today 5:50pm

Our Bizarre Culture of Chef Supremacy is Some Bullshit

In a year of doing this job (today is Kitchenette's one-year anniversary), regular readers will probably notice that there's one subject I've almost entirely avoided, and it's one to which most food websites devote an inordinate amount of bandwidth: chef culture. The fact that I've largely ignored it (and no, Guy Fieri » 2/26/15 4:30pm Today 4:30pm

Lawsuit Calls Mergermarket a Gropey 'Boys Club' with a 'Hot List'

A new federal lawsuit alleges that Mergermarket, a respected financial news and data company, is a "boy's club," rife with blatant and aggressive sexual harassment. The two women who filed suit say male employees circulated a "hot list" of the company's most fuckable women and that unwanted sexual touching at… » 2/26/15 3:20pm Today 3:20pm

Chris Christie Is So, So Proud of Slashing Family Planning Funding 

At the Conservative Political Action Conference in Washington, D.C. Thursday during an interview with talk radio host Laura Ingraham, Chris Christie tried his best to woo a somewhat tepid crowd of conservative voters who are never, ever, not in a thousand years going to nominate him for president. So Christie rolled… » 2/26/15 3:00pm Today 3:00pm

Can You Taste the Difference Between Banned U.K. Cadbury and Hershey's?

As we've tirelessly covered this year, Hershey, Inc. decided to yank the fun from Easter by suing a company responsible for importing British Cadbury chocolate into the United States. Why buy real Cadbury—creamy, smooth, delicious—when you could have Cadbury made by Hershey—acrid, sour, gritty, and painfully… » 2/26/15 2:43pm Today 2:43pm

Hey, Right Quick: Fabio Was on Just a Minority of Romance Covers

I'm glad you stopped by, because there's something I want to get on the record: Fabio, for all his immense fame, simply has not been on that large a percentage of the romance novel covers through history, and he hasn't worked as a model in years. And if you reduce the genre to his pecs and flowing blonde locks, you… » 2/26/15 2:10pm Today 2:10pm

Blue Apron: Fresh Ingredient & Recipe Delivery (50% Off First Week)

With fresh ingredients and easy-to-follow recipes delivered to your home weekly, Blue Apron cuts down on meal-planning drudgery and focuses on the fun and flavor of home cooking. Even better, Blue Apron is offering Jezebel readers the first week - three meals for two people – for just $30, half off the regular price. » 2/24/15 2:51pm Tuesday 2:51pm

Finally Frame Your Favorite Art & Photography Hassle-Free (15% Off)

Make the boring walls of your home beautiful with your favorite pieces of art and photography, and do it hassle-free. Framebridge's simplified at-home process allows you to place an order in five minutes and at a significantly lower cost than traditional stores. Finally get those dusty works of art custom framed and… » 2/24/15 3:50pm Tuesday 3:50pm