Bobbi Kristina Brown in Medically Induced Coma

After being found slumped over in a bathtub yesterday, Bobbie Kristina Brown was rushed to North Fulton hospital where, according to reports, she was revived. TMZ reports that Brown was placed in a medically induced coma. "Obviously we all know her mom died this very same way," said Lisa Holland of the Roswell PD.… » 2/01/15 10:45am 20 minutes ago

Serena Williams Wins Australian Open Just Like We Said She Would

As promised by me and delivered by tennis queen Serena Williams, the lid was in fact blown off the Australian Open. And that is because Williams - the world number one - won. Williams earned her 19th Grand Slam title early this morning by beating Russia's Maria Sharapova, (the world number two). This was the 16th time… » 1/31/15 6:30pm Yesterday 6:30pm

Donald Trump Upset And Confused By Lady Ghostbusters Movie

Something I've always admired about Donald Trump is that he's a really relaxed guy. Sometimes when I'm in yoga and the instructor tells me to channel someone zen, I choose Donald Trump. Because Donald Trump is a very reasonable, calming force in my life, in all our lives really. Like remember all those times he… » 1/31/15 5:45pm Yesterday 5:45pm

Lesbian Legislator Gets Death Threats After Considering Exposing Affairs

Representative Patricia Todd of Birmingham, Alabama has recently received death threats after threatening to expose the extramarital affairs of colleagues. She singled out those who responded to the federal court ruling striking down Alabama's constitutional amendment banning same-sex marriage with "family values." » 1/31/15 5:15pm Yesterday 5:15pm

Rashida Jones Says Porn Is 'Fulfilling a Male Fantasy' 


Rashida Jones doesn't think women are deriving pleasure from amateur porn. "It's performative, women aren't feeling joy from it," Jones said last week on a panel at Sundance while promoting Hot Girls Wanted, a documentary she produced on the amateur porn industry. "This would be a whole different conversation if… » 1/31/15 4:15pm Yesterday 4:15pm

Johnny Depp and Amber Heard Are Getting Married 

Johnny Depp is getting married. A source (!) told People magazine that Depp will marry actress Amber Heard. The couple met during the filming of Rum Diaries in 2011 and, according to gossip, began dating after Depp and Vanessa Paradis split. Other information gleaned: the couple got engaged over the holidays, there… » 1/31/15 3:30pm Yesterday 3:30pm

How Long Do Your Relationships Typically Last, and Is That On Purpose?

Sometimes relationships end quickly for obvious reasons: Too much fighting. Or maybe he likes the band MAGIC! But when all goes well, have you ever noticed a recurring length for your relationships? Have you ever considered imposing one? Singer and actress Jill Scott did, and it's six months. Let's discuss. » 1/31/15 2:45pm Yesterday 2:45pm

Bobbi Kristina Brown Found Unresponsive, Revived at Hospital 

Bobbie Kristina Brown, the daughter of Bobby Brown and the late Whitney Houston, was found unresponsive in a bathtub in a home in a Roswell, GA subdivision this morning at 10:30. According to early reports, police say that her husband and a friend found Brown and began CPR. When police arrived on the scene, they began… » 1/31/15 1:00pm Yesterday 1:00pm

Missouri Man Arrested for Hate Crime After Abusing Server

Sometimes you have stories that are easily encapsulated in the headline. Other times, you have stories that require a level of explanation impossible to fit in 70 characters. This story is the latter. Suffice it to say: this guy really, REALLY deserved to be arrested, because fuck this guy. » 1/31/15 12:02pm Yesterday 12:02pm

Crazy Parents Still Refusing to Vaccinate Their Children 

The Disneyland measles outbreak has now spread to 14 states, with 98 confirmed cases. Health officials in Arizona have warned that 1,000 people could have been exposed and urged them to stay away from Super Bowl events. The White House suggested that everyone listen to scientists and vaccinate their children. And now,… » 1/31/15 11:25am Yesterday 11:25am

Your Most Insane Celebrity Encounters

One of the chillest parts of being alive is how some people are considered inherently more valuable than other people. The most valuable, of course, are celebrities, i.e. human beings with symmetrical faces who appear on camera and recite words for too much money. Every now and then, we normal peasants gets the chance… » 1/30/15 8:20pm Friday 8:20pm