Comedians Give Women's Cable Networks the 'Thank You' They Deserve

We're nearing the end of Women's History Month and, with that, comedy duo Emotistyle is giving some much needed gratitude to the television networks that empower us, tell our stories and routinely show us beating the shit out each other. » 3/30/15 11:40pm Yesterday 11:40pm

Julie Andrews' The Very Fairy Princess Will Become a TV Series

Julie Andrews is a busy lady. First she announced she'd be writing another memoir; now a picture book series she co-writes is being adapted into an animated TV series for preschoolers. Tell little miss Fancy Nancy she better WATCH HER BACK. » 3/30/15 10:55pm Yesterday 10:55pm

Darden Restaurants Knowingly Sourced From Slave Labor

Earlier this year, reports came out that seafood being sold by numerous outlets in the US and the UK had been sourced by Southeast Asian companies engaging in literal slave labor. A new AP report indicates that Darden Restaurants, owners of Olive Garden, Longhorn Steakhouse, Bahama Breeze, and formerly Red Lobster,… » 3/30/15 10:24pm Yesterday 10:24pm

Michael Jackson Used to Anger Russell Crowe with Prank Phone Calls

Russell Crowe was recently profiled by The Guardian and while I recommend avoiding the article in general (unless you want to read the journalistic equivalent of making out with a Tiger Beat poster of your favorite celebrity while alone in your teen bedroom, only—TWIST—you're a writer who uses phrases like "gruff… » 3/30/15 9:40pm Yesterday 9:40pm

Your Dumbass Selfie Stick Just Got Banned from Coachella

Rejoice, for there is a God: "narcissistic" selfie sticks just got their dumb asses banned from Coachella and Lollapalooza. » 3/30/15 9:10pm Yesterday 9:10pm

Ex-Scientologist Leah Remini Thanks 'Brave' Documentary Filmmakers

Former Scientologist Leah Remini thanked HBO documentary filmmakers behind Going Clear: Scientology and the Prison of Belief via Twitter earlier today, adding in an interview with People that she's "not trying to bash anybody, and I'm not trying to be controversial. I just want people to know the truth." » 3/30/15 8:30pm Yesterday 8:30pm

The Wiz Will Be NBC's Next Live Musical

NBC has chosen The Wiz as it's next live musical EXTRAVAGANZA. You know that feeling when you're excited but also completely terrified? Yeah that. » 3/30/15 7:50pm Yesterday 7:50pm

Taylor Swift Thinks Taylor Swift Is Annoying

In today's Tweet Beat, Katy Perry sets things straight, Cher has some serious thoughts and it's cool guys, Taylor Swift is the one who said it. » 3/30/15 7:30pm Yesterday 7:30pm

Jia's 24-Hour Product Diary 

My beauty life is one of compromises, which is to say that in general, I strive to look a strong "okay." But, I also know goals are predictive—so today I decided to strive for more. It was sunny when I woke up and I wasn't hungover. Literally anything in the world seemed possible. » 3/30/15 7:10pm Yesterday 7:10pm

Shut Your Pretty Little Whine-Hole, Jon Snow 

When Game of Thrones sex monster Kit Harington isn't being drowned by the overlong hair they won't let him cut, he's stressing out about being sexualized. "To always be put on a pedestal as a hunk is slightly demeaning," he recently fretted to Page Six. "It really is and it's in the same way as it is for women. When… » 3/30/15 6:50pm Yesterday 6:50pm

New Hampshire May Revive Bill They Happily Destroyed in Front of Kids

A New Hampshire politician is trying to revive a bill that his colleagues merrily beat to death in front of the schoolchildren who authored it. State Senator Jeff Woodburn says the bill, written by fourth graders to make the red-tailed hawk the new state raptor, shouldn't have turned into a messy beatdown invoking… » 3/30/15 6:30pm Yesterday 6:30pm

Did Clinton's Backdoor Adviser Illegally Lobby for Putin Ally?

Hillary Clinton says there is nothing to hide in her scandalous personal email account, now apparently half-deleted. But leaked emails from her longtime confidant Sidney Blumenthal show that he and another former official from Bill Clinton's administration were secretly lobbying the secretary of state on behalf of a… » 3/30/15 6:17pm Yesterday 6:17pm

A Very Special 1944 Message to Women from the Government About STDs

Recently, we all had a good laugh at an inappropriately upbeat PSA from the early 70s, warning America that VD is for everybody. But it seems downright contemporary compared to this 1944 special message to women, in which a VERY disappointed family physician informs a young woman that she has gonorrhea. » 3/30/15 6:10pm Yesterday 6:10pm

Alicia Keys Namedrops Nietzche in Wild PR Conference for Jay Z's Tidal

TIDAL, Jay Z's illuminati zone for streaming internet music, launched today, and the press conference might well have been absurdist performance art, some kind of corporate-monied Fluxus play, down to the noodling saxophone soundtrack that seemed piped straight from John Zorn's brain. Or, alternately, Alicia Keys… » 3/30/15 5:50pm Yesterday 5:50pm

Hey, Quick Question: You Ready to Bluetooth That Clit or What? 

Well, are you? It'll be just like this picture, except the Bluetooth will be encased in medical-grade silicone and implanted right on your clitoris, just like Grandma used to do. » 3/30/15 5:30pm Yesterday 5:30pm

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L. Ron Hubbard Chic & Rihanna in Money Green at the iHeartRadio Awards

There is nothing more boss than singing a song about getting money wearing a kelly-green muppet fur jacket and an emerald Versace nameplate necklace, but we can't all be Rihanna. At Sunday's iHeart Radio Awards, music stars and those peripherally related as such used the opportunity to dress baller-casual, plus the… » 3/30/15 5:10pm Yesterday 5:10pm

Hotel Worker Earning Minimum Wage Fired for Talking to Washington Post

Shanna Tippen, an Arkansas woman making minimum wage cleaning hotel rooms, was fired from her position for talking to a Washington Post reporter about living on the minimum wage. The hotel manager who fired Tippen actually suggested she talk to reporter Chico Harlan, then fired her for saying a minimum wage increase… » 3/30/15 4:50pm Yesterday 4:50pm

March Madness Final Four: Sex, Binge-Watching, Netflix, and... Memes?

Well hi hello, folks! I'm sorry to have forsaken you last week, but when I received word that Eggplant Friday was no longer in the tournament, I had to be airlifted to an emotional rejuvenation retreat where I was locked in a cryotherapy chamber for several days. » 3/30/15 4:30pm Yesterday 4:30pm

What Were Justin, Taylor, and Ryan Talking About?

Sunday night's bafflingly star-studded iHeartRadio Music Awards took a cue from The Golden Globes by seating major stars next to each other at large, circular tables and forcing them to engage in conversations with the cameras rolling. Justin Timberlake, Taylor Swift, and Ryan Seacrest photograph well, but what do… » 3/30/15 4:10pm Yesterday 4:10pm

Get a Free Month of Oyster Reading: Choose from Over One-Million Titles

Oyster, the streaming app often referred to as the Netflix for books, offers more than one-million titles to choose from instantly. Get a one-month free trial to explore and enjoy the selection. If you get hooked on the service after the trial, pay just $9.95/month. » 3/27/15 2:30pm Friday 2:30pm