Report: The Brangelina Wedding 'Smelt of Rosemary and Jasmine'

After the entire world shared a tortured, sleepless night, unsure what Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's wedding smelled like and what color their children's suits were, details have finally come out in this probably-fabricated account, as told to E! News. E! News' anonymous source is my new favorite author. » 8/29/14 9:30am 32 minutes ago

Celebrate Patrick the Wombat's Birthday By Watching Him Eat Cake

Say hello to Patrick who, at 29, is the world's oldest living wombat. And how do you celebrate a wombat's birthday? Why, with cake and a ride in a wheelbarrow, of course! Happy birthday, Patrick! You're the handsomest marsupial there ever was! (And you don't look a day over 25.) (And don't worry about being the… » 8/28/14 10:05pm Yesterday 10:05pm

Miranda July Invented a Messaging App that Makes Strangers Talk to You

Artist, writer, filmmaker, space faun, and great-eyeball-haver Miranda July has now joined the ranks of the tech bros with her new project "Somebody." It's a smartphone app that's part messaging service, part public performance art project, part social commentary on technology and isolation. You can get an idea of how… » 8/28/14 6:45pm Yesterday 6:45pm

New Mockingjay Posters Show Off the Glorious Rebels of District 13

Here are the latest posters to promote Mockingjay — Part 1. This time, it's the rebels of District 13 — including Natalie Dormer with badass head tattoo — stepping front and center. » 8/28/14 6:30pm Yesterday 6:30pm

Cursing Toddler Issues Adorable Apology for Swearing After Ice Bucket

Adorable little Scarlett, the girl who owned the internet this week by inviting her grandparents to "fuck your mouth," has issued a tiny and laughably insincere apology for her cursing. Like Scarlett, I'd like to take this time to apologize for getting what she said wrong. It was "fucking hell." A mea culpa from both… » 8/28/14 6:15pm Yesterday 6:15pm