Justin Theroux Was in Love With Debbie Harry
The more I see Justin Theroux on television, the more I realize exactly what Jennifer Aniston sees in him.
Purple Rain Is 30 Years Old, Prince Wants You To Celebrate
Bow down because this weekend marks the 30th anniversary of the cultural phenomenon that all artists aspire to create but few can attain: Purple Rain. All hail the artist formerly known as the symbol who was formerly known as Prince!
UN Report Attacks Countries With Restrictive Abortion Laws
Proving once again that "pro-life" is a total misnomer, the UN Human Rights Committee has harshly criticized both Ireland and Chile for their ridiculously draconian abortion laws, warning that the restrictions may be a violation of international human rights treaties.
The Key to Greater Work Happiness Is Taking and Giving Less Shit
The hardest part about any office job is probably not the job — it's the people, AKA dealing with other personalities so fundamentally different, irritating, and mismatched that it's a wonder any work gets done at all. But what if you only needed to adjust two things to be happier at work?
Raise Your Hand If You Would Subscribe to Cosmos-politan
], [http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--Ne4r15p4--/c_fill,fl_progressive,g_north,h_358,q_80,w_636/h3luipbjlgdlqo73gy5d.jpg, (small)], [http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--NhGRha0i--/c_fill,fl_progressive,g_north,h_180,q_80,w_320/h3luipbjlgdlqo73gy5d.jpg, (medium)], [http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--y3T74DPB--/c_fill,fl_progressive,g_north,h_77,q_80,w_137/h3luipbjlgdlqo73gy5d.jpg, (large)])
As seen on Reddit. Next month: White hot stars for every body type and the 168 best black holes in the universe!
Writer Tries to Live Like Clay-Eating, Naked Sprite Shailene Woodley
], [http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--k1vsRl7v--/c_fill,fl_progressive,g_north,h_358,q_80,w_636/mml395rktozfkzvalm67.jpg, (small)], [http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--PN_Pq4Rn--/c_fill,fl_progressive,g_north,h_180,q_80,w_320/mml395rktozfkzvalm67.jpg, (medium)], [http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--uDbf0_DX--/c_fill,fl_progressive,g_north,h_77,q_80,w_137/mml395rktozfkzvalm67.jpg, (large)])
Actress Shailene Woodley is very outspoken about the wayfaring, earthy and open — erm — hearted way that she lives her life. So outspoken, in fact, that The Cut writer Maggie Lange was able to collect all of Woodley's lifestyle advice and try putting it into practice for one whole vagina-sunbathing week.
First Take Discusses A Woman's Responsibility To Avoid Being Beaten
], [http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--NMQKvXln--/c_fill,fl_progressive,g_center,h_358,q_80,w_636/eai1ghbsetc7fkgzambi.jpg, (small)], [http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--8-VMf9Xy--/c_fill,fl_progressive,g_center,h_180,q_80,w_320/eai1ghbsetc7fkgzambi.jpg, (medium)], [http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--M-V-RJfW--/c_fill,fl_progressive,g_center,h_77,q_80,w_137/eai1ghbsetc7fkgzambi.jpg, (large)])
First Take panelists Stephen A. Smith and Skip Bayless continued to discuss the Ray Rice suspension on this morning's episode, and Smith seized on the opportunity to say some deeply stupid things about the responsibility women have to not provoke men into violently attacking them.
This Reluctant Vine Star Is the Internet Viral Hero That We Need
], [http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--YOtDk6Lp--/c_fill,fl_progressive,g_center,h_358,q_80,w_636/dqpaxdq2szs5pcfuu1kv.jpg, (small)], [http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--IeQZ3atC--/c_fill,fl_progressive,g_center,h_180,q_80,w_320/dqpaxdq2szs5pcfuu1kv.jpg, (medium)], [http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--9ezC56zr--/c_fill,fl_progressive,g_center,h_77,q_80,w_137/dqpaxdq2szs5pcfuu1kv.jpg, (large)])
Hi, everyone. Meet Tish.
A Preseason Football Game Is Going to Ruin the Emmys
], [http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--t6AxJgnK--/c_fill,fl_progressive,g_north,h_358,q_80,w_636/nbh8eubvsj0zyrxnpmkt.jpg, (small)], [http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--4H9nkQ9t--/c_fill,fl_progressive,g_north,h_180,q_80,w_320/nbh8eubvsj0zyrxnpmkt.jpg, (medium)], [http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--OCLXBR0X--/c_fill,fl_progressive,g_north,h_77,q_80,w_137/nbh8eubvsj0zyrxnpmkt.jpg, (large)])
The geniuses at NBC, determined to systematically alienate every demographic in America, have moved the network's Emmy broadcast from its traditional Sunday evening time slot to Monday to make way for a football game. Apparently preseason football is more important than scripted TV's Super Bowl.
You Must Stop Saying You Love 'The Gays'
Let's get one thing straight right from the beginning. You don't love "The Gays" and neither do I. And that's okay. Really, you can stop saying it now.
Sitting on This Chair Feels Like Sitting on Human Flesh
], [http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--iNiF2GBV--/c_fill,fl_progressive,g_north,h_358,q_80,w_636/ta7ajeeyvlgod1vroec7.jpg, (small)], [http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--Bhi1q-i_--/c_fill,fl_progressive,g_north,h_180,q_80,w_320/ta7ajeeyvlgod1vroec7.jpg, (medium)], [http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--gRyvE7FI--/c_fill,fl_progressive,g_north,h_77,q_80,w_137/ta7ajeeyvlgod1vroec7.jpg, (large)])
Feeling lonely? Miss the scent of a man? Well, now there’s furniture made to feel like you’re cuddling with a guy’s belly who just happens to be shaped like a chair! Guys, my own skin is recoiling in revolt.
Kristen Bell Sings as Mary Poppins to Protest Minimum Wage Bullshit
], [http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--h4EXKQCx--/c_fill,fl_progressive,g_north,h_358,q_80,w_636/bpvyjkj9cuwghpeknphs.png, (small)], [http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--r4RY2RBX--/c_fill,fl_progressive,g_north,h_180,q_80,w_320/bpvyjkj9cuwghpeknphs.png, (medium)], [http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--LgPCwR8w--/c_fill,fl_progressive,g_north,h_77,q_80,w_137/bpvyjkj9cuwghpeknphs.png, (large)])
Mary Poppins has had it.
Music Festival Bans Native American Headdresses
], [http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--Vzb4NPb0--/c_fill,fl_progressive,g_north,h_358,q_80,w_636/espnd5ni53r8ooxb8t6k.jpg, (small)], [http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--PXt0R0kA--/c_fill,fl_progressive,g_north,h_180,q_80,w_320/espnd5ni53r8ooxb8t6k.jpg, (medium)], [http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--46i_e_mK--/c_fill,fl_progressive,g_north,h_77,q_80,w_137/espnd5ni53r8ooxb8t6k.jpg, (large)])
A Canadian music festival is asking attendees to please, for the love of God, not wear any Native American headdresses. Save the clueless cultural appropriation for another day. "Feathered war bonnets" and anything that looks like one are now banned. Security will be enforcing the rule.
Florida Man Holds Gun to Cat's Head and Posts Picture to Facebook
], [http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--Fl29jJNE--/c_fill,fl_progressive,g_north,h_358,q_80,w_636/ew8w8owk9op12fstsib5.jpg, (small)], [http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--XhqxV1oy--/c_fill,fl_progressive,g_north,h_180,q_80,w_320/ew8w8owk9op12fstsib5.jpg, (medium)], [http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--mbZmKTl8--/c_fill,fl_progressive,g_north,h_77,q_80,w_137/ew8w8owk9op12fstsib5.jpg, (large)])
Authorities in Florida are investigating after a disturbing picture was posted to Facebook.
Terrifying California Porcelain Dolls Weren't So Terrifying After All
], [http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--DdYKKsvx--/c_fill,fl_progressive,g_north,h_358,q_80,w_636/ahlwlf043voxtf8usvco.jpg, (small)], [http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--UYKXMl8L--/c_fill,fl_progressive,g_north,h_180,q_80,w_320/ahlwlf043voxtf8usvco.jpg, (medium)], [http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s---r6DkOdG--/c_fill,fl_progressive,g_north,h_77,q_80,w_137/ahlwlf043voxtf8usvco.jpg, (large)])
Breathe easy, Orange County: there is not some sinister serial killer leaving porcelain doll replicas of the little girls he plans to chop up and eat at homes around San Clemente. In fact, it was probably just some weird old grandma!
America's Next Top Model Is Back Soon and So Is Miss J. Alexander
], [http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--FHd5SbyR--/c_fill,fl_progressive,g_center,h_358,q_80,w_636/eqvh6pdhcpc2nh1gbtvu.jpg, (small)], [http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--yFaIS7-x--/c_fill,fl_progressive,g_center,h_180,q_80,w_320/eqvh6pdhcpc2nh1gbtvu.jpg, (medium)], [http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--hDEZtgJ3--/c_fill,fl_progressive,g_center,h_77,q_80,w_137/eqvh6pdhcpc2nh1gbtvu.jpg, (large)])
It's astounding to me that A. America's Next Top Model is still on the air, not producing top models and B. that Miss J. Alexander ever left the show and they thought it would be a success, but apparently both are true, as we learn in this new promo for the show. This 21st season premieres August 18.
PETA Assholes to Detroit: We'll Pay Your Water Bills If You Go Vegan
], [http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--BOWNcOGS--/c_fill,fl_progressive,g_north,h_358,q_80,w_636/h6owyhyr1wodgaa2rgrv.jpg, (small)], [http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--92vlWqqh--/c_fill,fl_progressive,g_north,h_180,q_80,w_320/h6owyhyr1wodgaa2rgrv.jpg, (medium)], [http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--bWwTdMp7--/c_fill,fl_progressive,g_north,h_77,q_80,w_137/h6owyhyr1wodgaa2rgrv.jpg, (large)])
The latest in the ongoing and progressively more depressing series of crises in Detroit has left thousands of seriously impoverished residents without water. How can PETA fix this? said nobody. And, as if it could hear itself not being summoned, PETA showed up to act like assholes.
Jon Snow and Ygritte Are Maybe Dating IRL
Did Jon Snow and Ygritte go back to that cave where they did all that tongue stuff, metaphorically speaking? Maybe! Kit Harington and Rose Leslie were recently photographed getting off a flight together at LAX, sparking rumors that they are An Item.
Restaurant Responds to Yelper's Sexist Abortion Joke With Fundraiser
], [http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--0iSRczz1--/c_fill,fl_progressive,g_north,h_358,q_80,w_636/sevahxc4lip40nwf39ph.jpg, (small)], [http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--3hZEEyGa--/c_fill,fl_progressive,g_north,h_180,q_80,w_320/sevahxc4lip40nwf39ph.jpg, (medium)], [http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--GmJmxDzE--/c_fill,fl_progressive,g_north,h_77,q_80,w_137/sevahxc4lip40nwf39ph.jpg, (large)])
Rude, inappropriate and grossly sexist comments on the Internet are everywhere. It's impossible to get away from them and it's hard to know exactly what to do when you encounter them. Some people like to ignore them, others like to fight back until the trolls explode.
