Will You Bravely Take a Lipstick-Smeared Selfie to Support Pap Smears?

So I'm not some kind of animal here to argue with the idea that there are women out there who need to be more regularly screened for cervical cancer. These statistics are from England, but so is the related bullshit (at least so far, but it threatens to spread!). At any rate, here are the numbers: in England, about a… » 1/29/15 5:50pm 11 minutes ago

Remember When People Hated Oprah?

Today is Oprah Winfrey's 61st birthday. Happy birthday, Oprah! At this point in her life, Oprah is a living legend. She can pretty much coast until death and her inevitable sainthood from Pope Whoeveritisnext. Even I would be fairly excited to meet Oprah. I bet she smells great, and wears really soft fabrics, and… » 1/29/15 5:27pm 34 minutes ago

TX State Rep Asks Muslims to Renounce Terrorism, Pledge US Allegiance

Meet Molly White, the freshman representative from Texas who carries "rubber fetuses of different sizes in her car" to remind her—and I guess, anyone who gets in her car—of the dangers of abortion, and who is making news again because of a thoughtful message she has for the Muslim community in Texas on this glorious… » 1/29/15 5:10pm 51 minutes ago

Everyone on Parenthood Is Tweeting Very Sadly About the Finale

When Parenthood first started, it was an excellent show about complicated family relationships that rang true for many people. But now, many seasons later, (and with the addition of Ray Romano) it has become a sad sack of emotional garbage that not even Christina Braverman could love. I'm not sad it's ending, but the… » 1/29/15 4:30pm Today 4:30pm

Bieber Has 'A Lot of Feelings Going On In There,' So Just Let Him Live

In the last couple of years, Justin Bieber has cultivated somewhat of a bad-boy image. He has had dalliances with car-racing; he has thrown wild parties; he has irritated his neighbors; he has worn drop-crotch leather pants. But it seems like Biebz is finally starting to learn the thing it took Jack Nicholson, like,… » 1/29/15 3:50pm Today 3:50pm

The Cops Don't Care About Violent Online Threats. What Do We Do Now?

I. "Hey Anna, do you like pizza?" I was just sitting down to dinner one evening this past November when I looked through some new Twitter notifications on my phone. My night, I realized regretfully, was about to get very, very stupid. » 1/29/15 3:10pm Today 3:10pm

These Are The Assholes Who Ruined Your Wedding Dress Shopping

I really should have known better. My own wedding dress shopping experience was an excruciating nightmare — why I thought that culling through nearly 700 comments on the subject of wedding dress shopping horror stories was a thing I should do is utterly beyond me. I cried, you guys. I actually literally cried reading… » 1/29/15 3:00pm Today 3:00pm

Watch this Coach Lead His Team Of Party Guests To Pizza Domination

We all learn from our mistakes, especially when they result in not having enough delicious pizza. Delivery guys may get stuck in snow, they may get lost — they're in no way immune to the harsh realities of February weather. Plus, there are many other factors that could cause your party experience to be, well,… » 1/23/15 12:00pm 1/23/15 12:00pm