Cool Guy Chet Haze Wants to Fight 'Jheri-Curled Cunt' Howard Stern

Chet Haze, the frat boy rapper son of Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson, has escalated his strange feud with Howard Stern, which began in 2011 when Stern mocked his music career. "Howie.. Do you have any idea how badly I am going to assault you when I see you... You can't run from me forever knock knees," he wrote during a… » 4/01/15 10:30am 9 minutes ago

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Yes, That's Wilson Phillips on Kanye & Rihanna's 'FourFiveSeconds'

"FourFiveSeconds," the Kanye West and Rihanna song that revitalized Paul McCartney's career, apparently didn't just stop with the former Beatle: Billboard reveals that another old fave got a re-up on the jammer, and that's none other than the perennially harmonizing, posi-core girl-power trio Wilson Phillips. » 4/01/15 10:10am 29 minutes ago

Matthew McConaughey Will Make $135,000 for That Commencement Speech 

Plus travel expenses, plus a $20,250 fee to Celebrity Talent International. Just in case you were in the market! » 4/01/15 9:50am 49 minutes ago

Noose Found Hanging from Tree on Duke University Campus

A noose made with yellow rope was found hanging from a tree on the Duke University campus in Durham, North Carolina around 3 a.m. today. In an email to students, Larry Moneta, the school's Vice President for Student Affairs, wrote, "I can't begin to describe the disgust and anger I felt, and still feel." » 4/01/15 9:30am Today 9:30am

Texas Wants to Cut HIV Funding and Teach More About Abstinence

Because it totally makes sense for the state that has the fifth highest teen pregnancy rate in the country, the state of Texas wants to cut funding for programs to prevent HIV and other STIs and boost programs that teach abstinence instead. » 3/31/15 11:50pm Yesterday 11:50pm

Dumbass Squirrel Can't Pick up Tomato, Will Adorably Starve to Death

If the book I read in middle school was correct, squirrels are evil mutant creatures that can survive in the wild by feasting on the flesh of sixth graders. Sadly, this is one squirrel who will likely have a lot of trouble staying alive, because it can't even pick up a cherry tomato, much less bite out a preteen's… » 3/31/15 11:15pm Yesterday 11:15pm

Joni Mitchell Hospitalized After Being Found Unconscious 

Disturbing news out of Los Angeles: singer Joni Mitchell was rushed to the hospital after being found unconscious in her Bel Air home. » 3/31/15 10:30pm Yesterday 10:30pm

Masterminds Trailer: Zach Galifianakis and Kristen Wiig Rob a Bank

You probably won't be surprised to learn that Zach Galifianakis and Kristen Wiig make absolutely terrible bank robbers. » 3/31/15 10:20pm Yesterday 10:20pm

Here's the Trailer for J.K. Rowling's New HBO Show, The Casual Vacancy

Here's the trailer for The Casual Vacancy, J.K. Rowling's new HBO show based off the novel she published in 2012. » 3/31/15 9:35pm Yesterday 9:35pm

Madame Tussauds Hires Tissue Attendants for Weepy One Direction Fans

If you've never been to Madame Tussauds, you probably don't know that touching the statues is not only allowed but encouraged. But there's one thing that's not okay in the wax museum where you can pose next to Tupac in a funny hat ($14.95 for the picture) or sit behind Rosa Parks on a rumbling bus seat—and that's… » 3/31/15 9:05pm Yesterday 9:05pm

Kris Jenner is Mad About Bruce's Boob Job

Jugs. Sometimes you're born with 'em; sometimes you acquire a pair through the skillful hands of a cosmetic surgeon. » 3/31/15 8:30pm Yesterday 8:30pm

Can You Spot Hayden Panettiere in This Photo? 

In today's Tweet Beat, Hayden Panettiere has a solid career ahead of her as a spy, R.L. Stine kind of acts like an ass and I hope Gabourey Sidibe got an answer so she can explain it to me. » 3/31/15 7:30pm Yesterday 7:30pm

See the Title and Cover for the Next Girl With the Dragon Tattoo Book

The fourth installment of the wildly popular Millennium series—ok, ok, the Lisbeth Salander books—will be published August 27, and publishers have just revealed the English title: The Girl in the Spider Web. » 3/31/15 7:15pm Yesterday 7:15pm

Starbucks Wants to Stuff Fists Full Of Kale Down Your Thirsty Gullet

Starbucks, the one place in the world where you can order a cup of whipped cream with a shot of caramel syrup and call it coffee, is ready to make you healthy. Fresh off its highly successful "Race Together" campaign, the chain wants to tackle another important subject: The amount of vegetables you're eating every… » 3/31/15 6:45pm Yesterday 6:45pm

An Ode to a Grown-Ass Style Icon: '80s-Era Elizabeth Taylor

There are many beautiful pictures of young Elizabeth Taylor, who was perfectly formed for the fashions of the 1950s. But I am not here to talk about her retro style. » 3/31/15 6:30pm Yesterday 6:30pm

Kristen Schaal Farted on Will Forte During a Sex Scene

There comes a time in every actor's life when they're expected to eat a whole can of beans on camera and then perform in a love scene. Kristen Schaal's time is now. » 3/31/15 6:15pm Yesterday 6:15pm

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The Mattress Reimagined: Casper Delivers Comfort to You + Special Offer

Despite spending a third of our time in bed, mattress shopping remains a dreaded activity. It's a soulless experience riddled with ambiguous terms, a lack of brand differentiation, smarmy sales people, and marked-up prices from major retail chains. Then there's Casper, who, with a direct-to-consumer model and a … » 3/31/15 4:30pm Yesterday 4:30pm

Get a Free Month of Oyster Reading: Choose from Over One-Million Titles

Oyster, the streaming app often referred to as the Netflix for books, offers more than one-million titles to choose from instantly. Get a one-month free trial to explore and enjoy the selection. If you get hooked on the service after the trial, pay just $9.95/month. » 3/27/15 2:30pm Friday 2:30pm