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Breaking: Deez Nuts Up 8 Percent in the Polls Against Clinton & Trump

Presidential candidate Deez Nuts, who filed in Iowa last week on the independent ticket, already has a slight edge in the polls. Public Policy Polling has found that despite much of the country’s unfamiliarity with Nuts’s platform, a full 8% of Americans say they would vote for him over Clinton and Trump. » 8/04/15 6:10pm 2 minutes ago

Eloise's 24-Hour Product Diary: Lush, Bite, & a Safety Razor

I have been obsessed with beauty products since I was a wee child. From Bonnie Bell peel-off nail polish to Wet ‘N’ Wild lipstick to Fetish perfume to absolutely everything at The Body Shop - I loved all of it. From childhood through college, there wasn’t a gimmick I didn’t buy into or a supposedly life-changing… » 8/04/15 4:37pm Today 4:37pm

Kevin Bacon Asks Hollywood Men to 'Free the Bacon' AKA Their Dicks

Kevin Bacon is sad, my babies. He is afflicted with a melancholy exclusive to those stifled by the burden of concealment, bedeviled by the inability to bare his true self to the world. But friends, this isn’t about his dwindling relevance—it’s about his dick. He wants to show it to you. » 8/04/15 4:20pm Today 4:20pm

The Lexus Hoverboard Is Real And I Rode It

Of all the future tech that has been immortalized in Hollywood films over the decades, nothing seems to captured sci-fi geeks’ (of which I am one) imaginations like the hoverboard. The concept seems simple enough yet a working model as remained tantalizingly out of reach. Until now. The Lexus hoverboard is a real… » 8/04/15 4:18pm Today 4:18pm

Women Are Still Wondering If It’s OK to Show Arm Flab in the Summer

It’s summer time, it’s hot as balls, and every woman on earth has been forced to revisit the annual question: Is it OK to wear less clothing even though you’re gross? This season gross could mean almost everything on your body, but for older women, the anxiety centers mostly around their upper arms. » 8/04/15 2:45pm Today 2:45pm

Rainbow Disconnected: Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy Have Broken Up

The summer of 2015 has been filled with celebrity breakups and the deconstructed portmanteaus that follow. In the past 24 hours alone, we’ve seen the end of Gwavin, Rebarvel, and Zerrie. And now, as though the dead horse of love hasn’t been beaten enough this season, ageless felt icons Miss Piggy and Kermit the Frog… » 8/04/15 2:05pm Today 2:05pm

Donald Trump Pranked By Pretentious School For Dumb Liberal Fraudsters

Poor Donald Trump! Not only is the millionaire (is he still? Are we keeping track?) and disgraced racist being roundly mocked in the media for his presidential campaign, but now Harvard has gotten into the act, jokingly endorsing The Donald for president in a fake ad. Trump is, sadly, less than pleased. » 8/04/15 1:45pm Today 1:45pm

Why Is Diplo Trying to Pass Off My Friend's Baby Photo as His Own?

Two days ago, DJ and well-known dick Diplo posted to Instagram a photo of a fan at a concert—ostensibly Diplo-themed—holding a poster. On the poster is a picture of a towheaded toddler, flaunting a spectacular bowl cut. The words “I love ü Thomas West”—Diplo’s first and middle name is Thomas Wesley—are written beneath. » 8/04/15 1:38pm Today 1:38pm