What the Court's Ruling on Affirmative Action Means for Students of…

Today the Supreme Court upheld the voter-backed Michigan law that bans affirmative action in Michigan. This particular case focused on the use of Affirmative Action for college admissions in the State of Michigan. What the court essentially said was that it was NOT unconstitutional for a state to decide if it could… » 4/22/14 10:02pm Yesterday 10:02pm

Gwyneth Files Restraining Order After Creep Lies His Way into Her Home

Uuuuuugh, celebrity life is such a nightmare. All nightmares all the time. I mean, I know it's "worth it" because you get to use Richard Branson's outdoor shower and take unlimited naps probably and also you can use one of those gas station ATMs with the extra fee and not give a fuck. But UGH. Because creeps are always… » 4/22/14 8:15pm Yesterday 8:15pm

Iggy Wants to Be America's 'One Rapper With a Vagina'

Iggy Azalea astutely noticed that America only has room for one vagina at time when it comes to women in rap, which sounds curiously like Hollywood’s penchant for identifying one woman each award season as the It Girl. Not saying we don’t like looking at ladies like Lupita N’Yongo in all of her fabulous outfits, but… » 4/22/14 7:50pm Yesterday 7:50pm

Is Justice Scalia's Wife an Anti-Abortion Pregnancy Counselor?

A reliable voice against abortion, contraception, and really anything that doesn't directly promote the welfare of white Christian landowners, Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia is a talk radio absorbing lunatic who thinks Satan is, like, a real guy. He's also married to a woman who once sat on the board of a… » 4/22/14 6:50pm Yesterday 6:50pm

Jack Johnson (Remember Him?) Just Debuted a Line of Hippie Flip-Flops

Jack Johnson, whom you might remember from lazy summer days at the beach circa 2002, is still knocking around, rambling from sunny outdoor venue to sunny outdoor venue with a guitar slung over his back. And he wants you able to live the Jack Johnson lifestyle, as well. Hence the announcement of his own line of… » 4/22/14 6:30pm Yesterday 6:30pm

A Jew's Post-Game Guide to Easter Candies

Easter is upon us, and — wait, Easter is past us? Well, shit. I can't keep track of your holidays; it's not like Christianity's unrelenting omnipresence in American society makes it impossible not to know when anything of significance is happening with you guys. Meanwhile, people still ask me what the deal is with "that … » 4/22/14 4:47pm Yesterday 4:47pm