Alec Baldwin Is an Embarrassing Dad Who Sends Embarrassing Texts

Alec Baldwin is the ultimate lurker when it comes to his daughter Ireland. The 19-year-old posted a screenshot of a text from her father where he links to an Entertainment Tonight item speculating about Ireland and filmmaker Tao Ruspoli. Baldwin then jokingly (?) interrogates his daughter, asking if she’s now going to… »10/08/15 10:30pmYesterday 10:30pm

Professional Kardashian Best Friend/Dash Doll Malika Haqq Arrested For DUI

The first thing I thought when I saw this news was, “MALIKA NO!!!” Because in my mind—the place where I store lengthy, imagined narratives about celebrities that I like to believe are entirely accurate—the Haqq sisters are Khloé’s last remaining connection to the normal world. They’re not around to make headlines,… »10/08/15 8:00pmYesterday 8:00pm

Beyoncé's Dad Wants to Teach You How to Become a Superstar

Beyoncé’s ever-persistent dad and ex-manager Mathew Knowles is holding a workshop for aspiring entertainers who want to learn everything he knows about the making of a superstar. Mathew does know a thing or three (I’m talking about Destiny’s Child) about this particular pursuit. »10/08/15 7:10pmYesterday 7:10pm

New O.J. Simpson American Crime Story Promos Sadly Have Fewer Wigs Than Expected

On the heels of Ryan Murphy’s American Horror Story: Hotel debut on Wednesday, two new trailers for another one of his shows, American Crime Story: The People vs. O.J. Simpson, have surfaced. For the record, there are a lot… fewer wigs in these trailers than we’d hoped for? »10/08/15 6:50pmYesterday 6:50pm

8 Cities Have Cancelled Columbus Day in Favor Of Indigenous Peoples' Day

For most of America, Columbus Day is coming up this Monday October 12, except in a handful of cities where the celebration of Christopher Columbus has been replaced by Indigenous Peoples’ Day. Because, you know, one can’t exactly discover a new place if nations of people were already living there for centuries. »10/08/15 5:30pmYesterday 5:30pm

Maine High School Cancels Homecoming Because Kids Are Dancing Too Sexy Now

Someone page Ren McCormack, because a Maine high school just outlawed dancing. Gorham High School in Gorham, ME has said “no” to freaking, grinding, and twerking, and the students—many of whom are upset that they won’t get to dress up or take pictures at the lousy bonfire their school has scheduled instead—need… »10/08/15 5:10pmYesterday 5:10pm

Mayor Bans Basically Everything Good About Weddings

If you thought being cut off from the open bar at your best friend’s wedding was cruel and unusual punishment, check out the new regulations for weddings in Grozny, the capital of Chechnya, which include strict rules about dancing, cake-cutting, and, strangely, shooting any and all firearms. Bummer. Worse, failure to… »10/08/15 4:43pmYesterday 4:43pm

Here Are Purported Photos of Balmain's Collaboration with H&M

Olivier Rousteing’s Balmain reign has been steadily motoring toward this peak, when his garments are seen on the Kardashian-Jenners and Cookie Lyon and coveted by New York cool gals and Vegas clubbers alike. (Last November, he took Rihanna to her first vogue ball; this October, he’s featured in the New Yorker.) If H&M… »10/08/15 4:22pmYesterday 4:22pm

Did a Wild Rumor of an Affair with a Congresswoman Cause McCarthy to Drop Out of the Speaker Race?

House Majority Leader Kevin McCarthy very, very, very abruptly dropped out of the race to become House Speaker just now. Chaos reigns. Gossipers on the right side of the aisle are heavily implying that McCarthy bailed to avoid having an alleged extramarital affair with Congresswoman Renee Ellmers of North Carolina… »10/08/15 3:45pmYesterday 3:45pm