NBC Affiliate Follows Super Bowl Domestic Violence PSA with Balls Joke

Today in unfortunate juxtapositions: the NFL's much-hyped Super Bowl domestic violence PSA was followed, in New York City's market, at least, with an incredibly ill-timed ad for insurance that kicked off with a joke about testicles. » 2/01/15 8:27pm Today 8:27pm

Epic Swingers Party Forced to Shutter Its Doors Because "Decency"

There's a very special mansion in North Arlington, Texas where swingers have allegedly been getting down for a while now —- USA Today notes that about 60 parties have taken place in the mansion dubbed Eutopia. But on Wednesday, the city ordered Eutopia's host, David Esopenko, to shutter its swingin' doors. » 2/01/15 6:15pm Today 6:15pm

Report: Bobbi Kristina's Brain Function "Significantly Diminished" 

After the 21-year-old daughter of Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown was found unresponsive in her bathtub Saturday, TMZ is now reporting that Brown's brain function is "significantly diminished." TMZ adds that "doctors have told her family it does not look good." Brown remains in a medically-induced coma according to » 2/01/15 5:30pm Today 5:30pm

Do The NFL's Anti-Domestic Violence Initiatives Actually Even Exist?

As long ago as it now seems, it was only this past July when Roger Goodell decided to suspend Ray Rice for two games after the Baltimore Ravens running back cold-cocked his future wife in an Atlantic City casino elevator. There was outrage, but not enough to change the NFL commissioner's mind. He needed to see the hit… » 2/01/15 4:01pm Today 4:01pm

Stabbing Vaginas Isn't A Fun Pre-Super Bowl Game Conan O'Brien


Football's irredeemable barbarism, glorification of war, and (now conscious) habit of putting big strong men into early graves makes the whole thing thoroughly unwatchable for me. I don't like violent video games for similar reasons. So, it came as a big, huge, giant shock that I enjoyed this Conan O'Brien Show clip… » 2/01/15 3:15pm Today 3:15pm

Mike Huckabee Totally Has "Friends Who Are Gay" 

Mike Huckabee was on television this morning and went full Huckabee. The former Arkansas governor appeared on CNN's State of the Union this morning where he had a lot to say! Well, mostly he just talked about how gay people are totally ruining America. First he said that being gay was a lifestyle choice, just like… » 2/01/15 2:30pm Today 2:30pm

Bobbi Kristina Brown in Medically Induced Coma

After being found slumped over in a bathtub yesterday, Bobbie Kristina Brown was rushed to North Fulton hospital where, according to reports, she was revived. TMZ reports that Brown was placed in a medically induced coma. "Obviously we all know her mom died this very same way," said Lisa Holland of the Roswell PD.… » 2/01/15 10:45am Today 10:45am

Serena Williams Wins Australian Open Just Like We Said She Would

As promised by me and delivered by tennis queen Serena Williams, the lid was in fact blown off the Australian Open. And that is because Williams - the world number one - won. Williams earned her 19th Grand Slam title early this morning by beating Russia's Maria Sharapova, (the world number two). This was the 16th time… » 1/31/15 6:30pm Yesterday 6:30pm

Donald Trump Upset And Confused By Lady Ghostbusters Movie

Something I've always admired about Donald Trump is that he's a really relaxed guy. Sometimes when I'm in yoga and the instructor tells me to channel someone zen, I choose Donald Trump. Because Donald Trump is a very reasonable, calming force in my life, in all our lives really. Like remember all those times he… » 1/31/15 5:45pm Yesterday 5:45pm

Lesbian Legislator Gets Death Threats After Considering Exposing Affairs

Representative Patricia Todd of Birmingham, Alabama has recently received death threats after threatening to expose the extramarital affairs of colleagues. She singled out those who responded to the federal court ruling striking down Alabama's constitutional amendment banning same-sex marriage with "family values." » 1/31/15 5:15pm Yesterday 5:15pm