Male Film Critic Savagely Mauled By 'P.C. Twitter Goons'

Dear, dear friends, we gather together today to mourn the untimely disemboweling of Jeffrey Wells, film critic, rent asunder “like a wildebeest being surrounded and torn apart by hyenas or wild dogs” by the “P.C. Twitter goons.” Wells’ crime was to bravely tweet that women would be too scared to see a movie. »29 minutes ago11/25/15 1:40pm

The Unlikely True International Story of the Man Called Orange Brother


Li Hongjun did not usually take selfies. But out in the orange grove, he was not in his usual state of mind. It was early February, and the lunar New Year was approaching. It’s considered good luck to set out a bowl of oranges during the Chinese holiday, so Li, figuring he could use some luck, decided to buy some for… »48 minutes ago11/25/15 1:20pm

The Best Black Friday Deals Available Right Now

You’ve reached our hub for all the best Black Friday deals! As you’ve probably already figured out, “Black Friday” is a bit of a misnomer; many of the best deals are available up to a week in advance. Luckily for you, we’ll be adding them all here as they go live, so you can focus on stuffing your face and trying not… »Today 12:45pm11/25/15 12:45pm

10 Ways to Handle Your Wild, Crazy Family This Holiday Season

It’s the most wonderful time of the year! Unfortunately for many of us, all of those deep fried turkey faces and iced gravy drums come at a price: having to spend time around that mangy group of creatures you call a family. But don’t fear, you shivering, nude snowflake: we’ve got you covered. Just follow our… »Today 12:00pm11/25/15 12:00pm

The Best Black Friday Apparel Deals 

It’s an all too common story: Two years ago, My father dragged me out of bed and onto the parking lot of Best Buy. It’ll be fun, he said. It’s an experience, he said. Televisions ran out an hour before we reached the front of the line. Like many of you, I said never again. So, from the comfort of your bed, peruse the… »Today 10:45am11/25/15 10:45am

Three GOP Candidates Go Ahead and Pardon Their Own Turkeys Just for Practice 

In a move that some might read as “bad luck,” or “jinxing it,” Republican presidential candidates Carly Fiorina, Marco Rubio and Ben Carson attempted the absolute most important task of any United States president: pardoning the Thanksgiving turkey. None were particularly good at it, which is fine, because none of… »Today 10:41am11/25/15 10:41am

Proof That Feminism Is Working: Women Now Consume Almost as Much Alcohol as Men 

Finally, an important gender gap is closing. No, that that pesky pay gap, you know the one that will close in a short 118 years, but rather the alcohol gap. According to new numbers released by the National Institutes of Health, women are drinking more, while their male counterparts are drinking less. The trend is… »Yesterday 11:00pm11/24/15 11:00pm