Even This Bull Terrier Is Getting Healthcare. Thanks, Obama

There are two things very wrong with our country. First, basically everyone is getting free healthcare meaning that our emergency rooms are choked to the gills with every man, woman and dog trying to scam the system for a mercury-laden autism vaccine. And second, doctors are now so in demand that we're forcing… » 3/05/15 11:00pm 14 minutes ago

OITNB Actor Finally Owns Up to Being a Huge, Raging Feminist 

A watershed moment in womyn's history: babyfaced Orange Is The New Black actor, Matt McGorry announces he is a feminist. We can credit this declaration to his personal edification. "I'm embarrassed to admit that I only recently discovered the ACTUAL definition of "feminism," he wrote in a Facebook post to his… » 3/05/15 8:20pm Today 8:20pm

Politician Accused of 'Giving Away' Adopted Child to Sexual Abuser

An intense and disturbing investigative piece published by the Arkansas Times alleges that State Representative Justin Harris, a devout Christian who also owns a religious preschool, gave away two little girls he and his wife had adopted six months before. The little girls were "re-homed" with a former teacher at the… » 3/05/15 6:45pm Today 6:45pm

Iggy Azalea Is Acting Like She Didn't Want a Grammy... Psshhh

Iggy Azalea did not win a Grammy as expected, rendering moot the irate Tumblr screed I wrote ahead of time like the Times prepares obits in advance, just in case. Iggy Azalea is now trying to convince us that she didn't even want the stupid Grammy, because "people already hate me enough." Well, true, but... we don't… » 3/05/15 6:30pm Today 6:30pm

Florida Man Shoots Sister in the Ass For Baking Him Sexy Penis Cake

Christopher Taft had the shittiest birthday, and it's all his dumb sister's fault. She baked him an inappropriate cake, so he did the only logical thing he could think of to get her back: He shot her straight in the ass to show her exactly how she'd hurt his feelings. (And now they're both butt hurt.) » 3/05/15 6:15pm Today 6:15pm

Does Whiskey Get You Feelin Pretty? Rih's New Song Has Me in Tears

I'm literally crying from literally two lines of Rihanna's new song "Higher," executive produced by Kanye. If these two perfectly iambic-tetrameter'ed lines are representative, this is going to be a tough, spacious, beautiful ballad—a navy one, you could say, dark shit with a rare and lovely touch of the blues. Can't… » 3/05/15 5:45pm Today 5:45pm

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Today artisanal and local makers own the food scene, but that doesn't mean they're easy to find at local grocery stores. With a subscription from Mouth you'll discover the best local makers of your favorite food and drinks, and get it all delivered to your door. Plus, you'll save 20% with promo code Gawker20. » 3/02/15 3:00pm Monday 3:00pm