The Sickest Burn You've Ever Heard (or Delivered)

It’s common occurrence: You get into a verbal altercation with someone, mumble something dumb and then later that day come up with the perfect, now useless comeback. Far fewer are the moments when that witty retort arrives at perfect moment and lets you verbally obliterate your opponent with a single turn of phrase.… » 4/17/15 8:00pm Yesterday 8:00pm

Tidal's CEO Leaves Tidal, RIP Tidal

Andy Chen, the CEO of Jay Z’s highly confusing and unlikable music streaming service Tidal, has left the company, along with around 25 other employees. A Tidal rep is calling these departures “streamlining” and “redundancies,” which are nice fancy words for everything going to hell. Via Business Insider, we’ve got the… » 4/17/15 5:50pm Yesterday 5:50pm

Does Taylor Swift Have An Evil Twin She's Been Hiding in Japan?

Did you know that Taylor Swift had a twin sister? No? Well, that’s probably because like Elizabeth Olson — who was confined to the basement of the Full House house until Mary-Kate and Ashley’s careers fizzled — Swift’s banished her evil twin to Japan where she’s had to make a living selling hamburgers fries in a red… » 4/17/15 5:30pm Yesterday 5:30pm

Texas Woman Fined for Feeding the Homeless Cites Religious Freedom Law 

Joan Cheever, a San Antonio woman who’s been feeding the homeless for the past decade, is arguing that Texas’ religious freedom law should protect her from the $2,000 fine she’s facing for her charitable work. Cheever was cited by police last week for handing out food in a local park. She argues the Religious Freedom… » 4/17/15 4:10pm Yesterday 4:10pm

The Royal Baby Could Theoretically Look Like Any of These Babies

The Royal Baby will be wearing its crown any minute now and there isn’t anyone who can’t wait to see what it looks like. Will it be a boy or a girl? Will it look like Kate or William? Will it get along with Harry or nah? Today E! Online posted a computer generated image of what they think the baby might look like,… » 4/17/15 3:50pm Yesterday 3:50pm

On the Road With Perfect Pussy: Cupcakes and Moon-Colored Guitars

In which six overgrown children cram into a van with one drum kit, seven suitcases, three guitars, three cabs, two heads, countless drum machines and pedals, four duffel bags of shirts, six boxes of records, a box of tapes, an unholy amount of ephemera (books, headphones, pillows, Game Boys, smelly shoes, crystals,… » 4/17/15 3:31pm Yesterday 3:31pm

Every Single Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 Review Is a Damn Masterpiece

The sequel to the surprise 2009 hit Paul Blart: Mall Cop was released today, somehow, and literally everyone who’s seen it hates it. Its 0% score on Rotten Tomatoes isn’t good for Sony Pictures, but it’s pretty great for fans of movie reviews, because there’s nothing like reading a good burn. » 4/17/15 3:10pm Yesterday 3:10pm

The Terrifying True Story Of America's Youngest Serial Killer

In 1872, 12-year-old Jesse Pomeroy was briefly sent to reform school after brutally attacking several children. After his release, “the Boy Fiend” progressed to murder. A new book takes a look at this unusual case, one of the first to bring the insanity defense — and all its complications — into the public eye. » 4/17/15 2:58pm Yesterday 2:58pm

Can Sofia Vergara's Ex Legally Stop Her From Destroying Frozen Embryos?

On April 1, 2015, Nick Loeb refiled a lawsuit against his former fiancé, Sofia Vergara. Loeb’s suit seeks to legally stop the actress from disposing of two embryos that the couple created through in vitro fertilization six months prior to their split in November of 2014. The dispute, first revealed in In Touch on … » 4/17/15 2:50pm Yesterday 2:50pm

Give Your Dog Monthly BarkBox Treats + One Month Free (Shelters Get 10%)

Spoiling your dog is really fun, but you don't have to encourage bad habits when you do it. Instead get your dog BarkBox, a monthly subscription of toys and treats that's not only fun and healthy but will save you time and money. Start your BarkBox subscription now and get a free month added to any new 3, 6, or 12… » 4/16/15 2:27pm Thursday 2:27pm