Fake Weddings Are a Big Business In Argentina

It used to be that if you wanted to go to a fake wedding, you’d have to pony up $100 bucks to watch Tony and Tina get married while you ate cold spaghetti and paid per drink at the “no host bar!” In Argentina, however, people who love a good party now have more options than half-baked dinner theater and crashing… »10/09/15 4:20pm18 minutes ago

Congressman Creates Speaker of the House Craigslist Posting; I'll Probably Apply

When Rep. Kevin McCarthy surprise announced that he would no longer seek to be Speaker of the House, Washington D.C. was rattled by a heaving sob made up of hundreds of little GOP congressmen running into their offices, slamming the door, huddling under their desks, and just letting their emotions go. »10/09/15 3:40pm58 minutes ago

Kelsey Grammer Declared His Anti-Abortion Views By Wearing an Ugly T-Shirt

Kelsey Grammer, former Frasier and current bore, was recently photographed by his fourth wife while wearing a shirt distributed by Abort73, a self-proclaimed “educational website that is working to protect children from abortion.” The shirt features a handgun beside text that reads “WOULD IT BOTHER US MORE IF THEY… »10/09/15 3:20pmToday 3:20pm

A Bump in the Wedding Road, a Financial Freakout

Everything is going great! will be my last words, just as they are for so many others—right before Satan’s pitchfork sails through the space between my back ribs, pierces my heart and lungs in one sanguine grab, and I am hauled away, bobbing like a chunk of sirloin on a kebab, down all the flights of stairs to hell,… »10/09/15 2:20pmToday 2:20pm

All the Ways Birth Control Pills Can Affect Your Sex Life, for Better or Worse

Around 10 million women in the U.S. take some form of birth control pill, and with good reason: the Pill is one of the most effective birth control methods. But messing with your hormones can alter your sex life in positive and negative ways. Here’s what you need to know, as a pill-taker or as the partner of one. »10/09/15 1:28pmToday 1:28pm

Today's Best Deals: Cheap Shoes, Shaved Ice, Women's Work Clothes, and More

Here are the best of today’s deals. Get every great deal every day on Kinja Deals, follow us on Facebook and Twitter to never miss a deal, join us on Kinja Gear to read about great products, and on Kinja Co-Op to help us find the best. »10/09/15 1:15pmToday 1:15pm

A Sampling of the Gross Shit That Has Happened to My Body Since I Started Running

The first time I wondered if I was possibly doing something wrong was when, while watching TV, I absently reached down to the second toe on my right foot and realized that my entire toenail had detached itself and was hanging on by the thinnest of cuticles, like a dingy white flag. I pulled it off painlessly and… »10/09/15 1:10pmToday 1:10pm

The Final Girls Will Make You Wonder If You'd Survive a Horror Movie

The concept of “the Final Girl” was conceived by Carol Clover in her 1992 book, Men, Women, and Chainsaws: Gender in the Modern Horror Film. Clover describes the “last girl standing” in horror movies as sharing similar characteristics such as being virginal and having a gender-neutral name, examples of whom include… »10/09/15 12:50pmToday 12:50pm