Nocturnal Animals Looks Like a Movie About Sexy People With Dirty Secrets and Great Stylists

I don’t know what Nocturnal Animals is about, exactly, but based on this trailer, there’s something about Jake Gyllenhaal being sexy and falling in love, Amy Adams being sexy while keeping a secret, Aaron Taylor-Johnson being sexy and wielding a crowbar, and Michael Shannon being sexy while seeking justice.

Eminem Has Been Fucking Up His Christopher Reeve Punchlines For 15 Fucking Years

Eminem released a new eight-minute-long campaign-themed song this week, and I’m just going to assume you didn’t make it six minutes and 13 seconds in, which is when Eminem returns to one of his favorite motifs: Christopher Reeve, the Superman actor who was paralyzed from the neck down in 1995 after being thrown from a…


Lady Gaga Gets a Little Bit Country and a Little Bit Messy on Joanne

I liked nine of the 14 songs on the deluxe version of Lady Gaga’s fifth studio album, Joanne well enough, and will listen to three or four of those with some regularity over the next few months. And you know what? Three or four is pretty good! Or, at least better than ARTPOP (the only song I still revisit is “G.U.Y.”)…