Brit Hume Applauds Megyn Kelly's Influential Hotness

This year, Time is honoring the people it's deemed the 100 Most Influential by having other influential people write their profiles — Dolly Parton wrote about Miley Cyrus, President Obama wrote about the Pope, Madeleine Albright wrote about Vladimir Putin in what will surely go down in history as the "Ether" of… » 4/24/14 1:30pm 30 minutes ago

Terry Richardson's Latest Scandal Was an All-Too Believable Hoax

The latest foray into the terrible world of Terry Richardson was a hoax. An online forensic expert says the Facebook account from which the text was sent to model Emma Appleton, offering a Vogue photo shoot in exchange for sex with Richardson, is officially fake. » 4/24/14 12:40pm Today 12:40pm

What Is a 'Sophisticated Handjob,' and Isn't It an Oxymoron?

I'm immature when it comes to a lot of things, but especially when it comes to handjobs. The reason is simple: Handjobs are hilarious. It's not possible to give one with a straight face when that face belongs to me. It is perhaps the most awkward motion to endeavor ever for someone not in possession of a penis. It is… » 4/24/14 12:20pm Today 12:20pm

Barbie Live-Action Film Might Actually Be Good and Sorta Feminist

Green-lit by two female top studio executives at Sony and penned by a former Sex and the City writer, the forthcoming live-action Barbie comedy promises to be about "female empowerment"—which we all know falls somewhere comfortably between the immaturity of "girl power" and the scariness of "feminism"—and has the potential… » 4/24/14 12:00pm Today 12:00pm

Watch Cameron Diaz and Jimmy Fallon's Hilarious Game of Roller Golf

Oh my god, this is MAGNIFICENT. Cameron Diaz and Jimmy Fallon played a ridiculous game called "roller golf" last night on The Tonight Show. The evil genius who came up with the idea of playing this bastardized version of golf on roller skates should get a Nobel prize. Do they give Nobel prizes for physically awkward… » 4/24/14 10:20am Today 10:20am

Fun with Etymology - Feminist Werewolves

Awoo, everybody. Welcome to the (retooled and improved) second installment of Fun with Etymology! I gave this piece a bit of a makeover since its original publication in December, the better to eat you with, my dear. Today we're going to talk about werewolves and where they come from (etymologically – we all know that… » 4/23/14 11:19pm Yesterday 11:19pm

Be a Phone Psychic or Get Paid to Have Brunch -- The Choice is Yours

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Are you sick of catering to the capricious whims of your horrible boss? Ready to throw in the towel on your high-octane career as a newspaper reporter — a job which, according to The Wall Street Journal, replaced lumberjack as the world's worst in 2013? Or are you just finally down to the dregs of that twelve-thousand… » 4/23/14 12:00pm Yesterday 12:00pm