91-Year-Old Man Returns Library Book after 61 Years

Back in 1953, the world was a different place. We were somewhere between a Truman and an Eisenhower presidency, Dean Martin and Perry Como were leading the charts, and people used these rather crude and uncivilized collections of books called libraries. Egads, how did they live before the internet?

Ron Webster of Derbyshire, England, was working as a research assistant at the social sciences department of the University of Liverpool, and checked out a book from one of these libraries entitled Structure and Function in Primitive Society. But when he left to work in London, he committed the grave crime of forgetting to return his library book.

It wasn't until very recently, 61 years later, that he discovered the book and realized where it came from. So, he did the honest thing and returned the book. Librarian Phil Sykes was pretty amused at the situation. Via University of Liverpool:

They called me and said you've got to come down. There's a gentleman trying to return a book he took out in 1953. He's 91-years-old!

"When I came down they were sat with him having a cup of tea and a chat and I said: 'I believe I've got a disciplinary issue to deal with'. We had about an hour talking about it.

Webster racked up a sizable late fee of £4,510 (20p per day for 22,550 days), but Sykes was kind and sane enough to waive the fee.

"Of course, I cannot condone the late return of books but I remitted the fine of £4,510 on the condition that Mr Webster agreed, henceforth, to live an exemplary life and return all his books on time."

That reminds me, I am pretty sure I forgot to return that Beastie Boys CD to that library in Canada. Shit. Maybe if I just wait it out and go back as a 90-year-old woman to return it, they'll think I'm cute and waive that fee too. One can dream.

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