Beyoncé Cuddles Blue Ivy and Suddenly the Entire World Wants Babies

It's Bey-Jay's Babyoncé. And isn't she a little princess? Man, I love a baby. I am starting to find human babies occasionally more attractive than — gasp — puppies. I know, scary. They're still uglier than kittens, sloths, and baby hippos, but still. I'm worried.