Holiday Gift Guide: What Would You Buy a Malcontent?

We've all got a few in our lives. It might be raining pizza and gold doubloons and she'd be annoyed because she's lactose intolerant and the sky's grotesque flaunting of its supposed wealth is déclassé. IT IS FREE PIZZA AND MONEY. Seriously, you cannot please this woman!

However, there have to a be a few great things to gift certified haters — and I know you all have some ideas. Let's use our collective brain cloud to focus on what will make our grumpiest, grouchiest besties turn that frown upside down, even if it's just for a hot minute. OK, a hot second.

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