Big Smiles, Big Boobs and Shitloads of Sequins at the Latin GrammysS

Last night at the 13th annual Latin Grammy Awards — held at the Mandalay Bay Events Center in Las Vegas — celebrities hit the red carpet in plunging necklines, short hemlines and enough sequins to drown a Rockette. You may not know some of these names or faces, but you'll never forget some of these outfits.

Big Smiles, Big Boobs and Shitloads of Sequins at the Latin GrammysS

Red was a very popular color last night. Singer Desiree Estrada rocked a beauty pageant gown and oversized accessories.

Big Smiles, Big Boobs and Shitloads of Sequins at the Latin GrammysS

Also in red: Singer Paulina Aguirre, wrapped up like a present. Singer/actress Mayra Veronica showing off that hourglass figure. Not shy.

Big Smiles, Big Boobs and Shitloads of Sequins at the Latin GrammysS

Singer Diana Navarro brought a wrap, but didn't really wear it.

Big Smiles, Big Boobs and Shitloads of Sequins at the Latin GrammysS

More red! Actress Giselle Blondet, singer Sensato, singer Milly Quezada.

Big Smiles, Big Boobs and Shitloads of Sequins at the Latin GrammysS

Two very different ways to do red: Luz Casal in a sheath with leather arm warmers. Carla Morrison in something that looks like a wardrobe malfunction, but isn't.

Big Smiles, Big Boobs and Shitloads of Sequins at the Latin GrammysS

Crisp crimson column on Lili Estefan.

Big Smiles, Big Boobs and Shitloads of Sequins at the Latin GrammysS

This is actress Marian Gavelo… I swear there were no pictures of her face.

Big Smiles, Big Boobs and Shitloads of Sequins at the Latin GrammysS

Natalie Cole's skin looks glorious and glowing in vivid fuchsia.

Big Smiles, Big Boobs and Shitloads of Sequins at the Latin GrammysS

Bright lemony yellow on Miss Dominican Republic US Chantel Martinez. Hot pink on TV personality Danielle Demski. Dig the topknot.

Big Smiles, Big Boobs and Shitloads of Sequins at the Latin GrammysS

Singer Pasion Vega has an awesome haircut, and AKA ladies would love that gown. Actress Ivelisse Santos picked a rather hideous yellow and sheer panel dress, but her eyelashes are spectacular.

Big Smiles, Big Boobs and Shitloads of Sequins at the Latin GrammysS

Blues: Model Carolina Catalino, singer Rosario Ortega, life coach Karen Hoyos.

Big Smiles, Big Boobs and Shitloads of Sequins at the Latin GrammysS

Love all the feathers and bracelets on fresh-faced singer Duina del Mar.

Big Smiles, Big Boobs and Shitloads of Sequins at the Latin GrammysS

Rosy, floral, formal: Singer Cristina Eustace.

Big Smiles, Big Boobs and Shitloads of Sequins at the Latin GrammysS

Gray, but not somber: Model Alejandra Espinoza.

Big Smiles, Big Boobs and Shitloads of Sequins at the Latin GrammysS

Retro vibe, complete with gold platform shoes for recording artist Deborah de Corral — who looks kind of like a cross between Alexa Chung and Sofia Coppola. Figure-hugging lace on singer Marilyn Odessa.

Big Smiles, Big Boobs and Shitloads of Sequins at the Latin GrammysS

Not-so-basic-black: That's an insanely low neckline on My Lifestyle Magazine President and CEO Elizabeth Ortiz. Singer Ninel Conde looks like she might not be able to breathe. I've got a crush on the befeathered frock television personality Lourdes Stephen is wearing, and the slick sequined pants and tunic on singer Ana Victoria are very chic and modern.

Big Smiles, Big Boobs and Shitloads of Sequins at the Latin GrammysS

Cool, coordinating couples: Chairman of the Latin Recording Academy Luis Cobos and his wife Patricia Cobos; actress/model Karen Martinez and singer Juanes; Angelica Castro and host Cristian de la Fuente.

Big Smiles, Big Boobs and Shitloads of Sequins at the Latin GrammysS

Now we're entering the metallics: Gold on actress Odalys Garcia — she is her own award statuette.

Big Smiles, Big Boobs and Shitloads of Sequins at the Latin GrammysS

Gunmetal: TV personality Karen Sierra, whose dress is so long and so low that if she takes a step forward and her foot pulls on the hem, her breasts will pop out and be set free.

Big Smiles, Big Boobs and Shitloads of Sequins at the Latin GrammysS

These three are quite nice! In sparkling silver is Venezuelan model Alexandra Olavarria. In gold with a blouson bodice is singer America Sierra. And that show-stopping tigress gown singer Beatriz Luengo is wearing on the right is fierce.

Big Smiles, Big Boobs and Shitloads of Sequins at the Latin GrammysS

Recording artist Skyblu of LMFAO gets Gangnam style widdit.

Big Smiles, Big Boobs and Shitloads of Sequins at the Latin GrammysS

Now for some pale hues… Journalist Pamela Silva Conde has some kind of sea anemones growing on her bosom. Singer Rakel looks like a delicious wedding cake.

Big Smiles, Big Boobs and Shitloads of Sequins at the Latin GrammysS

What's that you say? Sick of nude/illusion/see-through and faux-sheer? Television personality Julie Ferretti has looked into your soul and she is not impressed.

Big Smiles, Big Boobs and Shitloads of Sequins at the Latin GrammysS

These two dresses are super pretty: Sparkling, whisper-light beige on Mexican actress and singer Zuria Vega; delicate apricot on actress/singer Ana Brenda Contreras .

Big Smiles, Big Boobs and Shitloads of Sequins at the Latin GrammysS

Also pretty in a pale hue: Mexican television personality Marisol Gonzalez.

Big Smiles, Big Boobs and Shitloads of Sequins at the Latin GrammysS

Finally, looking simply stunning, even if I am sick of beige/nude/buff/sheer: Nelly Furtado. Maybe this is champagne? Let's call this champagne. Bubbly, bright, sparkling.

Big Smiles, Big Boobs and Shitloads of Sequins at the Latin GrammysS

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