Liza Minnelli Got a Little Too Fucked Up at a Fancy Benefit

Liza "With A Z, Not Lisa With An S" Minnelli was honored at the New York Landmarks Conservancy awards at the Plaza on Thursday and partied like a sorority girl in a foreign country. Though her beverage of choice is a mystery, Minnelli drank and chain-smoked throughout the night, and by the time she got onstage to accept her award, she was "a total mess... clung to the podium for dear life and preceded to slur her way, rambling, unable to sing," says an attendee, adding "I think she was attempting 'New York, New York.'"

LIZA. You are too (metaphorically) large and (literally) drunk to be contained by this earthly sphere. This photo and this one are my personal favorites. Keep making those jazz hands into the void, you classy old broad. [NYDN]


Liza Minnelli Got a Little Too Fucked Up at a Fancy BenefitLike Chernobyl, the fallout of the Selena Gomez/Justin Bieber split will continue to affect generations to come. There are some new photos of a Bieberless and "sad" (conjecture!) Selena Gomez at LAX. Rumored "other woman," Victoria's Secret model Barbara Palvin, after being bum-rushed by leagues of angry Beliebers, Tweets: "hey everyone, please calm down. he is all yours!! :) please." And here is The Beebz himself, on a radio show: "I don't know what to say. I don't know what's going on in my life." [Us Weekly, NYDN]

Meanwhile, a source claims, "It's just not over." IT STILL ISN'T OVER. [Radar Online]


Liza Minnelli Got a Little Too Fucked Up at a Fancy Benefit

Leonardo DiCaprio had his 38th birthday party at a nightclub called The Darby Downstairs and a shit-ton of famous people were there. The DJ for the event told the press that the girls at the event were all over Leo, but he was more into hanging out with the dudes. At one point "Leo was on the mic beat-boxing to 2 Chainz," but unfortunately, we have no video evidence of this because he made everyone check their phones at the door. Just like in Gossip Girl. [NYDN]


Liza Minnelli Got a Little Too Fucked Up at a Fancy Benefit

James Franco and his rumored girlfriend Ashley Benson went to see Skyfall and both of them fell asleep. Can't wait for his long-winded undergrad-philosophy-major soliloquy about it. [Page Six]


Liza Minnelli Got a Little Too Fucked Up at a Fancy Benefit

Although her rep denies it, Jennifer Lopez may have imposed a 2 AM partying curfew on Casper Smart and hired a bodyguard to keep him out of trouble. She "wants to be sure he can never publicly embarrass her like that again." Jeeeeez, you use a gloryhole ONE TIME. [Gossip Cop]


Guys, if you didn't see Rihanna's performance of "Diamonds" on SNL, get ready for some circa-1998 geometric screensaver shit.

Which seapunks are not happy about. [Buzzfeed]


  • Shia LaBeouf, otherwise known as the stuff you scrape off a sponge after cleaning your sink, got into a bar fight in London when some guy took his baseball cap. [Ace Showbiz]
  • Kim Kardashian and Kanye West groped each other nearby. [Us Weekly]
  • After giving her some time to move out, Usher is selling the Georgia mansion that his ex-wife Tameka Raymond still lives in. [TMZ]
  • Be careful when you're spouting BS, Jennie Garth: Amanda Bynes says you never tried to call her, but now that she knows you care, she would like to connect post-haste. [TMZ]
  • Alec Baldwin ignored his stalker's Twitter pleas to drop the suit against her. [Express]
  • Meanwhile, Madonna's ex-fireman stalker was convicted for resisting arrest (and also "flailing his arms" at cops). [Inquisitr]
  • Kat Von D and Deadmau5 broke up. [E!]
  • He might have cheated on her with Dancing With The Stars' Chelsea Kane. [Allie Is Wired]
  • Robert Pattinson says that the English shit on celebrities a lot. [Gather Celebs]
  • Peaches Geldof will be a mom for the second time with husband Tom Cohen. [Daily Mail]
  • Here's a photo of Justin and Jessica Bielberlake doing some post-Sandy volunteering. [People]
  • Mila Kunis is executive producing a show called Meridian Hills, set in 1972, about a woman who joins the Junior League. [People]
  • Demi Moore took a cue from Sex and The City: La Deux and turned 50 in Abu Dhabi. [Us Weekly]
  • As if she didn't already have a monopoly on all of God's creatures, Oprah's starting "Oprah's Farm," an organic food-and-health products endeavor. [Page Six]
  • Pippa Middleton's book is underselling. [Telegraph UK]
  • Guh. New picture of a scary-skinny Matthew McConaughey. [NYDN]
  • Courtney Stodden advises Ariel Winter that her relationship with her 18-year-old boyfriend is "awesome" and that "if they are in love it's OK! They should get married!" Just remember that this is a girl who named her dog "Dourtney." [Radar Online]