Obama Gives Best Dad Speech Ever to Volunteers; Gets Something Stuck in His Eye

President Barack Obama delivers a thank you speech to volunteers at his Chicago HQ, and it’s pretty damn great. He talks about moving to Chicago when he was 25, and how he didn’t know at all what he was doing. So, you guys, if you are sitting at home picking your butt right now, THERE IS STILL TIME FOR YOU TO BE PRESIDENT. Also, it’s just a lovely speech — it’s kinda like the speech you wish your dad had given you about how proud he is and how much you’re going to do in life.

Your journey is just beginning, now go out there and become President or ELSE YOU WILL DISAPPOINT OBAMA.