Mitt Romney community theater acts his way through a fairly typical concession speech — restating his views of restarting business and entrepreneurship. He wished the President and his family well, and prayed that the President will be successful in guiding our nation. The crowd is mostly respectful, except for a few shitty boo-ers. (Except what did that guy shout? Anyone?)

But damn, everyone there is SO DAMN WHITE.

The stand-out quote was definitely: "Thank you, Paul Ryan. Besides Ann, he was the best decision I ever made." Well, that's sweet, I'm sure his kids will all agree. Either way, maybe he's redefining his ideas of traditional marriage <33333