Pepperdine Student Paper Publishes Insane Piece on Dangers of Dressing Like a Slut on Halloween
LatestPepperdine University is a private Christian college overlooking the Pacific Ocean in the celebrity-enclave of Malibu, CA. The school is known for its sports teams, mandatory attendance at spiritual events, and for its strong journalism department — with “Communication, Journalism, and Related Programs” majors pulling in 22 percent of its students. Their student-run newspaper, the Pepperdine Graphic is the oldest student organization on campus and keeps a very active online presence publishing new stories regularly.
Unfortunately, something stinks down at ye olde Pepperdine Graphic. The paper recently ran a “Perspective” piece by student Caitlin McLaughlin entitled, “Racy costumes could attract unsafe attention,” and it’s not the greatest. No, it’s not the greatest, at all.
About Halloween, she writes:
Who can resist the urge, therefore, to put on the raciest outfit they own? It’s the perfect opportunity to take a stab at your overly protective parents or make that awful ex-boyfriend teem with jealousy!
But, have you properly acknowledged the risks? It can be very dangerous for women to dress provocatively on Halloween. When female college students decide to adorn themselves with minimal attire and walk the streets looking for a fun night without the least bit of protection, they are begging disaster to strike.
Ouch, this is filled with so many incredibly loaded words and statements, it’s hard to know where to begin. “very dangerous for women to dress provocatively,” “have you properly acknowledged the risks?,” “begging disaster to strike.” I could obviously go on, but let’s read more:
Leave your lights on even when you’re not in the room. For you party hosters: keep an eye on who enters your party. Be cautious about whom you approach, because that man in the blue might not actually be a police officer. Ladies: be careful to whom you are showing your curves and make sure to keep some strong men around you who you know and trust to ward off unwanted admirers.
I hope your Halloween night is filled with candy and laughter and the right kind of thrills and spooks, not the ones that will scar you for life. Personally, when asked for a trick or treat, I would always recommend the treat!
So, let me get this straight. You can either: dress in a floor-length potato sack with other potato sacks to cover your arms and seductive woman-face, keep an FBI-style documentation of every person who comes through the door, know that the people dressed as cops are probably sexual predators in tear-away cop stripper uniforms, don’t talk to anyone, only eat candy, but not too much candy, and stand in the corner of a brightly lit room with your back to the wall and pray to not get raped. Is that everything? And then, if you do get sexually harassed or assaulted, know that it’s your fault because you weren’t wearing enough potato sacks — so sorry, now you’re scarred for life. If you had just watched that door better.