Frankenstorm Gives Mayor Michael Bloomberg a Chubby

At a Hurricane Sandy press conference earlier today, New York City’s Mayor Michael Bloomberg appears to be, er, excited about evacuations.

As tweeted by the Eagle-eyed Juli Weiner, it might be that the mayor has a hard-on for natural disasters? Or maybe he boning up on his rowing skills to get out of the city? Only he and his straining underwear know for sure.