Meet Zaggora, the clothing that helps you become less fat for hella money CHA CHING! So you’re totally constricted, blasting your body with infrared rays, and walking in a pool of your own vaginal secretions. Which, I guess, the fabric also wicks away, but if you’re sweating 80% more, where is it wicking it all? Into your vagina? Seriously, what is happening here, scientifically?
I wish that everyone who bought this body modification bullshit in the guise of looking healthy (read: thin) would just put their funds into doing something actually healthy — like take a funky fresh dance class, go to delicious dinner with friends, or rent a funny movie. All of that stuff has to be better for your health than having infrared death rays shooting at your pelvis.
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Still here. Still without airbrushing. Still with teeth.
