Lady Gaga Might Join Really Really Ridiculously Good-Looking Cast of Zoolander 2

Good thing you didn't hold your breath waiting for the sequel to the 2001 comedy Zoolander, or else we'd be saying your eugoogly right now (sorry). But Zoolander 2 is coming around the bend now, I guess, featuring the return of Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson as male models Derek (who actually resurfaced recently at The Night of Too Many Stars) and Hansel.

Stiller's seeking a female lead to play a former love interest of the two, and has offered Lady Gaga $4.8 million to take on the part. "Gaga is top of their wishlist," says a source. "She has the talent and attitude - and an amazing sense of humor." Also in the running are Kate Moss, Kate Upton, Heidi Klum and Adriana Lima. Haha, yeah, like Kate Moss would ever. [The Sun]

Mother Monster will also be hawking some bottled water soon. [NYDN]


Lady Gaga Might Join Really Really Ridiculously Good-Looking Cast of Zoolander 2Kate Middleton's friend and bodyguard Emma Probert just announced she's expecting a baby with her boyfriend, and if you believe the dubious Buckingham Palace mole, K8's kind of jealous, still trying to cope with the pressure to provide an heir. "You beat me to it," she reportedly told her friend. The source adds: "While Katie is over the moon for Emma, she can't help but feel envious as well. She's been trying to get pregnant, too, so she can't help but wonder, Why not me? When will it be my turn?" I smell a rom-com, you guys!!!11 [Hollywood Life]

Lady Gaga Might Join Really Really Ridiculously Good-Looking Cast of Zoolander 2

Congratulations, Drake, for finishing high school and receiving your diploma last night! Because you really didn't have to—let alone passing your final exam with a 97 percent. Hey, let us take you to Joe's Crab Shack! That's where our mom took us on graduation night. [Bossip]


Lady Gaga Might Join Really Really Ridiculously Good-Looking Cast of Zoolander 2

When it comes to the ill-advised possibility of Sex and The City 3 (:////), Cynthia Nixon and Chris Noth are on the HELL, NAW side. Nixon: "No, no. I think we had a wonderful ride. I think it's fine to let it go." Noth: "I don't see Sex and the City 3 happening. I'm not disappointed if [it doesn't.]" On the other hand, Sarah Jessica Parker and Kristen Davis are vehemently pro. And Samantha's on the fence. I mean metaphorically but also literally on a fence getting off. [THR]


Lady Gaga Might Join Really Really Ridiculously Good-Looking Cast of Zoolander 2

Mad Men is hella filming a top-secret 2-day shoot in Hawaii, possibly for part of the Season 6 premiere. [Deadline]


  • Kelly Ripa climbed on Michael Strahan's back like they were in The Mighty or something. [Bossip]
  • This week's The Mighty reference can also be applied to Katie Couric and Tyra Banks. Click through to see immediately why. [NYDN]
  • Joaquin Phoenix thinks award season is "total, utter bullshit." Well, isn't he just a little Johnny Depp in the making. [Express]
  • Evan Rachel Wood and Jamie Bell will prrrrrobably get married this week. [E! Online]
  • Yay, Debbie Reynolds is out of the hospital and doing well. [Female First]
  • Brangelina imported $10,000 worth of British food to their house. Really, guys? British food? [Entertainmentwise]
  • Madonna's being charged with "encouraging gay sex between minors" at her MDNA concert in St. Petersburg. [NDTV]
  • Nick Lachey likes smelling his newborn kid. [People]
  • Hey, wait a second, are Serena and Dan getting married? Because here's Blake Lively in a wedding dress with Penn Badgley on the set of Gossip Girl. [People]
  • Twilight star Kellan Lutz is going to win an Oscar someday, says Twilight star Kellan Lutz. [Us Weekly]
  • Miley Cyrus Poses Pantless With A Ghost, reads headline that makes my day. [Us Weekly]
  • Elton John accidentally left his favorite rhinestone jacket in Los Angeles before a performance and called his housekeeper to mail it right away, but she misheard him and thought he said "Ryan Stone," which is all less important and amazing than just the simple fact that Elton John has a rhinestone jacket and can we borrow it? [Page Six]
  • Robert DeNiro and his wife are still homeless after their apartment fire. [Daily Mail]
  • Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian are on the razor's edge of divorce. [Bossip]
  • Howard Stern's gonna try to convince Hulk Hogan to drop his charges against Bubba the Love Sponge. [NYDN]