Screw You, Slanket: It's All About the PajanchoS

But, soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is the sun? Well, shut the fucking blinds because it's pajancho time! The natural melding of pajamas and poncho, the only strange thing about the pajancho is that the world has waited this long.

Here's a Halloween idea: Wear some animal-style hoodie footie pajamas and on top of those, put on a pair of pajama jeans and a pajancho. Voilà: you're an animal dressed as a lazy person. You'll be so warm and comfortable, and isn't that the point of any good Halloween party? Comfort and body-covering a Halloween party do make, that's what I always say.

Available in Bajo Blue Pajanco, Ole' Grey Pajancho, and Bonita Black Pajancho. PAJANCHO!