Okay. My best guess about Taylor Momsen's kohl-smudged descent into "the dark side" (at least, as dark as a 19-year-old television actress in a totally like, "XXhardXcoreXX" rock band can get) is that Gossip Girl costume designer Eric Daman put one too many hair extension tracks onto her head and it snapped her cerebral cortex.
The 19-year-old malcontent has released a (NSFW) clip called "The Words" with her band The Pretty Reckless, in which she recites some of her own song lyrics while full-frontally nude, with specific details of her anatomy artfully blurred out, kinda like this. And somewhere on the Upper East Side, Rufus Humphrey wishes he could fill her Nightmare Before Christmas lunchbox with syrup-drenched, carb-laden waffles. XOXO, Gossip Girl. [HuffPo]
Jennifer Aniston has invited her ex-mother-in-law and noted homophobe Jane Pitt, Brad's mom, to her wedding to Justin Theroux. A source claims that "Jennifer wants Jane to be there. She's closer to her than she is to her own mother Nancy and it just feels right," adding that Jane has provided support for Jen for the last seven years and is "thrilled that Jennifer has found happiness again," which is exactly the kind of thing that sounds patronizing and insulting coming from your ex's mother. Way to go, Jane. [The Sun]