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Last night a twinkling constellation of stars attended amfAR's Inspiration Gala at Milk Studios in Hollywood, California. The red carpet was black instead of red; and the clothes were all over the place: Apparently sequins, glitter, tulle tutus, corsets and formal shorts are A-OK for a gala.

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Okay, so that thing Rumer Willis is wearing isn't exactly a tutu. More like a crinoline? And it would perhaps look better with a different top?

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Jennifer Coolidge (aka Stifler's Mom, aka Paulette from Legally Blonde, aka Sophie on 2 Broke Girls) looks curvalicious, but if she takes a deep breath, will we hear a "puh-pling!" and see her bustier burst open?

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Octavia Spencer's ladylike peplum dress is great, but the best part of her look are those spectacular eyebrows.

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Who cares if she's breaking a bunch of rules? Digging Rose McGowan in Cabaret-chic.

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Alessandra Ambrosio is gorgeous; the hue of this gown is hideous.

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Black velvet doesn't photograph well sometimes, but Beth Behrs of 2 Broke Girls looks classy.

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Did you know that Beth Behrs's boyfriend is Michael Gladis, aka Kinsey from Mad Men?

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Little satin bows and bejeweled links? Kristin Davis is Charlotte-esque.

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SJP has a question for you: Better with or without the jacket?

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Damn. Kate Hudson, looking like a bona fide Movie Starâ„¢. Side boob steals the show. Prabal Gurung dress. Stupendous.

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BTW, Octavia brought her BFF Tate Taylor. How adorable are they?