With the Nobel Prize ceremony now a few days behind us, it might be worth asking, "Where the fuck do all these smart-ass people come from?" I mean, I certainly don't know any Nobel-caliber people. Do you? Don't lie to everyone — it's unseemly. Of course you don't know any Nobel winners, and, if you don't start hanging out with people who eat chocolate all the time, odds are pretty good that you'll forever be stuck hanging out with stupids until the day you choke to death on a Werthers.
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This is what January Jones looked like when she was nine. First things first — where is that shirt sold and how much will it…
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