Cabbage Patch Election Dolls Are Sort of Creepy

The mad scientists at Cabbage Patch Kids have almost created the greatest election-year Halloween decorations ever — they have Cabbage Patch-ified President Barack Obama, First Lady Michelle Obama, Vice President Joe Biden, Some Guy Named Mitt Romney, and Some Other Guy Named Paul Ryan. The dolls are super unique (apparently) and will be auctioned on eBay starting Tuesday, October 30, through November 6, meaning that Cabbage Patch Kids really shit the bed about having the dolls available as Halloween decorations. All proceeds from the auction will benefit Rock the Vote, though no word yet on the psychological help CPK election-cycle doll owners will require when they notice an uncanny resemble between Mitt Romney’s Cabbage Patch avatar and Brad Dourif’s horror movie avatar…

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