Welcome back to Pot Psychology, Jezebel's biweekly advice column, in which we attempt to solve people's problems with an herbal remedy. In this episode, we talk a lot about butts—tattoos on them, jock straps presenting them, etc.

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Our book Pot Psychology's How to Be: Lowbrow Advice from High People comes out in November 2012!