Turns out it's not just Romney who's fed up with Big Bird's balling — PrettyMuch.burner is tired of paying for his coke problem, too:
I, for one, am glad that someone had the courage to call Big Bird out on his lavish salary. Besides, thanks to Sesame Street's tenure system, he's been working with kids for over 40 years; he's clearly burned out and needs to retire.
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